Unofficial Thingite Board Room of Evil Scriptures
Created | Updated Mar 3, 2007
WELCOME ALL THINGITES
THIS IS A SUMMARY OF THE SCRIPTURES TAKEN FROM THE BOARD ROOM OF EVIL BY PLEBIS-SAYER OF 'SODIT' AND WIELDER OF SWORDS. THIS IS BY NO MEANS A FULL ACCOUNT, THE PATH TO TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT LIES IN THE LONG JOURNEY THROUGH THE ORIGINAL TEXTS.
THE CREATION OF THE BOARD ROOM OF EVIL
In the very begining Clive the Flying Ostrich, created the Thingites and became the Almighty Warlord of the Thingites. With the numbers of the Thingites relativly small the Warlord was looking for new ways to swell the ranks. It was then that Board Room of evil was created. It was to serve as a meeting place for the dark and misterious geniuses that had pledged their support to the Thingite cause.
The BOE was built by perhaps one of the finest thingites ever to be seen (excluding the warlord of course). Mr. Legion created this haven for the truely evil personalities allied with the Thingites. Before its recent renovations, you'd
*enter a very neat boardroom with a huge, long table. Along the length of the table are very nifty '60s-style chrome swivel-chairs, with little notepads, laptops and a stiffdrink in each place. A minibar stands in the corner; a huge map of the world stretches across the far wall. The lighting is very low and atmospheric; the atmosphere being one of gleeful evil*The great Warloard quickly inspected the newly built BOE, he
It quickly became a breading ground for hairbrained plots to further the thingite cause.*sits in the big swivel chair at the top of the table and starts randomly pressing buttons on the key-pad in front of him.*
*In turn various chairs dissapear into flaming pits or have spikes shoot out of the bottom or course with electricity.*
Ye-e-e-s. *rubbing black-gloved hands*
I think this will do nicely.
Unfortunately, the rest of the story is far too EVIL to repeat here.
