h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I shall answer that question. I have soundproofed the library. I got tired of trying to concentrate on translating the ancient Recipie and being distracted.

*sniffs everyone in room*

Everyone here is clean...the culprit hides elsewhere.

Is the sacred recipie still in it's case?!

~feels a little uncomfortable, cause he's not used to being accused of things he didn't have any part in...~

Yes, of course the sacred recipe is still in there. The first thing I did when I was appointed as a librarian was making sure that the sacred recipe was put in a safer place. The old case was not that good...

*Emerges from the kitchen.*

THE EGGS ARE ALL GONE TOO!! And I looked out in the yard, and they've taken all our special chickens!!!!

Brownie! Who would do such a thing?

Dr. D

[Mew, although he had nothing to do with it, floats in with an SEP field around him. For those of you who haven't actually read the Hitchhiker's Trilogy, SEP stands for "Somebody Else's Problem." It causes its contents to not be seen by those who don't want to, aren't expecting it, or can't explain it. A Mew fits the second two; no one notices him.]

*sniff. sniff..............SNIFF.......sniff...?* what the?

Well? Do you smell a clue? We really need to find the fudge and the eggs. Church services will be held soon and there have to be Brownies for that.

*pace. pace*

missing eggs.....stolen chickens.....fudge......ZED! WE NEED YOUR HELP!

*looks accusingly at mari-rae*

Don't you start!!

ZED!!!!! We require your presence!!!!! *Where is Zed when he is needed by his fellow Phreds?!?*

Dr. D

[Since he knows nothing about Zed, Mew considers reading someone's mind to find out about him, and then decides against it and uses his psychic powers to locate the culprit and cause him to 'fess up in Afrikaans. Unfortunately, he or she is not in the room.]

*sniff...*

I swear I smell something Mew-like...

Does anyone know where Zed's room is? I say we go find him.

I want to make it clear that I have no idea at all where Zed's room might be. Just don't even bother to ask me, because I don't know.

Mew, and/or Mew Two would never steal eggs or fudge or anything.

*Close to tears now.*

*hands mari-rae a hankie*

*Looks at the hankie and notices right away that it doesn't have the freshly laundered appearance that you like to see in a hankie. In fact, it looks used. Snuffles back any tears and gets a hold of herself.*

You said that you found silver buttons. And I found a red and blue feather. And they burned something, because we smelled it for a while. I am going to go look outside in the church yard. Maybe there'll be another clue there.

~returns from the Library, where he has been trying to find Zed~

Zed's nowhere in sight. I found this though...

~shows the group a glove, that was lying between the paperwork on the floor~

*Comes back in from the church yard.*

I found footprints! They were wearing nike's!

2 Silver buttons.

red feather.

blue feather.

nike's.

white glove.

missing chickens.

missing fudge.

missing Zed.

Archbishop Marv?

[Briefly, Mew accidentally lets his shadow appear in one of the areas of light cast by the window. Since it isn't in the SEP field, Mew quickly zips into the shadows again.]

THERE! ...........huh..?...............


..........nevemind....


*sigh*