A Conversation for The Church of the True Brownie
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted May 2, 2000
*Takes a brush from her purse and begins tugging it through Baron's fur.*
Well, what happened to you?
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Bluebottle Posted May 2, 2000
I deny it! It's lies, I tell you, lies! It wasn't me! I was with Jinx at the time - I have an alibi! Lies! Lies! Lies!
*realises that:
a.) he hadn't done anything
b.) No-one's accusing him*
That's a good point - what did happen to you?
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted May 2, 2000
*Begins braiding the thick fur into cornrows.*
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted May 2, 2000
Don't give him cornrows! Do you think he's an NBA star or a rap artist?
Dr. D
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Bluebottle Posted May 2, 2000
Shouldn't it be allowed to say what hairstyle it'd like?
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted May 2, 2000
Critics! *unbraids cornrows, but now the fur has been pressed into tight waves.*
Ooops!
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Bluebottle Posted May 2, 2000
Don't blame me - I don't even know what cornrows are!
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted May 2, 2000
I know what they are but will not be held responsible for something I did not do.
*Dr. D reappears about two feet in front of Bear*
Dr. D
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Kumabear Posted May 5, 2000
What happened was this.......
I was separated from you, my fellow Phreds, during our journey to switzerland. I tired of walking and decided to find my trusty pachyderm, HUMUNGOUS. I traveled for three weeks following his trail when finaly my rations were exhausted. Delerious with hunger I traveled on....
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted May 5, 2000
How did you find us?
Dr. D
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted May 7, 2000
I can brew tea and bake some more brownies, but there isn't much else left in the kitchens here. Archangel Zax, can you perform a miracle for this poor starving Bear?
Baron, did you take care of Humongous before you came in?
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Kumabear Posted May 9, 2000
I was tempted to eat him...he'snot very bright. He probably wouldn't have noticed.
I left him grazing by the cliff's edge.
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Archangel Zax Posted May 9, 2000
*pulls a heaping tray of brownies from behind back, then with other hand produces a tray of pints and coffee*
Here folks, this should be a good start... if someone wants to show me the stove, i saw a great mukshroom patch back there that'd probably make a wonderful stew!
St.Zax*
...Suddenly.
Mad Gerald (Gigolo & Owner of Heaven Sent - H2G2 Dating Agency !!! A312184) Posted May 9, 2000
* Just when a lull in conversation strikes, from out of the hallway comes a balding, greasy, sweaty, naked man, running like a man possessed. Beside him his little friend ‘Mr.Nelson’ bobbles up and down excitedly. When he gets to the center of the room he turns to you, ‘wibbling’ & ‘wobbling’ about, whilst jiggling up and down, in what you think to be a strangely erotic way. It’s then you notice smeared on his chest red lipstick proclaiming ‘I Love You !!!’, before he finally runs out another door exposing the ‘smiley’ face on his hairy behind... *
...Suddenly.
Demon Drawer Posted May 9, 2000
I'm sure I've seen that smiley behind before somewhere.
...Suddenly.
Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted May 9, 2000
It does look vaguely familiar
Dr. D
...Suddenly.
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted May 9, 2000
*Doubles over hooting with laughter and pointing at the jiggling little friend thing*
...Suddenly.
Kumabear Posted May 10, 2000
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?!!!!!!!
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- 61: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (May 2, 2000)
- 62: Bluebottle (May 2, 2000)
- 63: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (May 2, 2000)
- 64: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (May 2, 2000)
- 65: Bluebottle (May 2, 2000)
- 66: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (May 2, 2000)
- 67: Bluebottle (May 2, 2000)
- 68: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (May 2, 2000)
- 69: Kumabear (May 5, 2000)
- 70: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (May 5, 2000)
- 71: Kumabear (May 6, 2000)
- 72: Archangel Zax (May 7, 2000)
- 73: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (May 7, 2000)
- 74: Kumabear (May 9, 2000)
- 75: Archangel Zax (May 9, 2000)
- 76: Mad Gerald (Gigolo & Owner of Heaven Sent - H2G2 Dating Agency !!! A312184) (May 9, 2000)
- 77: Demon Drawer (May 9, 2000)
- 78: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (May 9, 2000)
- 79: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (May 9, 2000)
- 80: Kumabear (May 10, 2000)
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