h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello all! Here I am at the end of a deeply interesting and weird weekend. Saturday I went for a soak in Jerry Johnson Hot Springs, our local (well, it's in Idaho, actually) clothing-optional primitive spring. It was lovely, although now I am sunburned in places that normally do not see the sun shine upon them. This is the first time I have been able to wear a brassiere in two days. I'M IN PAIN HERE!




Whoever invented straps must die. Now.

I don't have that specific problem right now, but I am very good with killing the inventor of straps anyway.

G7

I amm just fine thank you.

You know, FG, I think that we need to figure out a way to put our intrepid AB in a bra now...

G7

It's all well and good for smaller-breasted women to go without, or wear strapless bras. But, dammit, if we can send wealthy California tourists into outer space, surely we have the time to come up with the technology and engineering that goes into making a strapless foundation garment for the well-endowed woman, dammit! Now you could convincingly argue why didn't *I* put sunscreen on? That's a good question and one that must be disregarded. Why? Because I'm an idiot.


And let's not even touch the condition of that which I am sitting on now. The ol' gluteus maximus has never been this sore.

Gwen, you're a sick woman. And that's a good thing.



*violently shakes head to clear the burgeoning picture*

I would have - I'm sure - simliar problems were I to be unable to wear a bra for any period of time. I've often wished that someone would begin work on anti-grav technology, so that it can be perfected and made small enough to work for ladies undergarments.

G7

Do you get the feeling Marv saw the word breast, got embarrassed, and ran away?

Oddly enough, I do get that feeling...

G7

YOO-HOO! MARV! HELLLLOOOOOO!!!!






Boob! Breast! Bra!

Just because I am not sitting at my desk typing does not mean that I ran away. I am doing some chores about the house. I know all about burns in strange places. The one and only time I ever tanned in a tanning salon I got very badly crisped in all the wrong places. Oh ya, I did that for a girl too... See? you types are evil .

Any girl who would try to fry the only good thing about a man is truly evil!

I figured that you all were evil

But only in the best of ways...

G7

After all, guys never go for the "nice girls". They like the bad ones--we're much more fun!

that might be why there is no such thing as a *good* girl.

Some of us are very good at pretending to be good though.



G7

You could use this one . But I don't think it adequately represents a good girl. What we need is one with an innocent expression and a pink bow on top.

I thikn that the devil smiley is good enough It shows that you all are evil

You're just jealous!



with a pink bow on top