h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

QUEEN: Advisor Siddarian has proven himself most loyal to Naboo and respects my actions for my terms in office.

Majesty have you noticed anything.................familier about Advisor Siddarian

QUEEN: Master Jedi??

Advisor Siddarian is a clone of Emporer Palpatine, while I was here last I checked into his past medical records, something about him made me uneasy, he has exactly the same DNA as Chancellor Palpatine, there can only be one reason for this, I don't know if that has any bearing on this meeting but Advisor Siddarian must be asked to explain himself

*Siddarian enters, bows, and stands behind Queen*

*Stare's at Siddarian*

Your Majesty, you have heard what I have to say

QUEEN: Advisor Siddarian, you have been accused of being a clone of Emperor Palpatine. Is this true??

SIDDARIAN: Yes, Your Majesty, I'm afraid that part of my past is true.

QUEEN: You admit to this accusation, advisor?
You are aware that there have been clones of the Emperor before??

SIDDARIAN: Yes, Your Majesty. But you cannot help who your parents are.

QUEEN: this is no accusation to be laughed at, advisor.

SIDDARIAN: Yes, Your Majesty, but my statement is true.
I have done all that I can to erase a past that I don't want to be associated with.
I have been loyal to you, and advice I have given has been in the vested interest of Naboo.
If Master Jedi wishes to ask me questions, Majesty, I am more than willing to co-operate.

I have no wish to question Advisor Siddarian majesty.

I must leave Majesty as I am required elsewhere.

*Bows and leaves*

*Queen nods, Advisor nods, Siddarian nods*

*Siddarian turns to Second Advisor- the real queen*

SIDDARIAN: Majesty, the fear of the Jedi with matters to the Republic needs to be addressed in relation to Naboo.

REAL QUEEN: Advisor?

S: It would seem that with the Jedi in such a consistant occupied predicament, as the primary peace keepers the Republic could lose the Jedi as a main defence.
If the Republic looks as it is in a threatened position, we need to secure that the allied planets keep Naboo's interest.
A type of reliability plan. A back-up.

*Queen eyes Siddarian suspiciously*

QUEEN: Are you suggested a defence army, Advisor?

SIDDARIAN: Certainly not, majesty. A defence fund whereby a small amount of the Naboo money going into a savings enviroment to provide the necessary cost if a war situation arrives, not before.

*thinks* QUEEN: I agree Advisor. It is a most applaudable notion that gives us the funds to build defence forces immediately at the start of a war plus reperations, and not slowly building arms before a war which may never happen, only to look like an aggressor- An act which would, in fact, promote conflict which Naboo does not condone.

SIDDARIAN: Precisely, majesty. Shall I organize the operation or has the recent catching up of my, shall we say, past, given me the look of one who wants destruction?

QUEEN: No, Advisor, you are most trusted.
The very fact that the jedi to not need to confront you you shows that she was merely acting on a pre-judging whim. But her fears were most respectable.

SIDDARIAN: Of course, Majesty. *bows and leaves*

*goes to secluded area of palace and gurantees that there is nothing to hear him or know of his actions...*

*pulls cloak over head and sits in font of a holo-projector. Sends message to Kamino*

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*Craxus and Co'bal arrive*

*Walks up to Queen's Aide*

We represent the Jedi Council, theh Queen is expecting us

*Craxus stands behind Co'bal, with his white long hair swaying in the slight draft in the room.*

Aide:- The Queen isa busy atta de moment ifa you wanna wait ina de garden I fetcha yous wenna she free okay day

*Craxus head bows.*


Ok, we will be waiting...Come Co'bal let's go and wait for the Queen.


*Craxus motions to Co'bal.*