h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Co'bal sits in the audiance room*

Aide: The queen will see you, master jedi.

Thank you

*Enters chamber and curtsey's to the Queen*

Your Majesty I come to you on behalf of the Jedi Academy on Yavin IV to ask for your protection if we are ever invaded by hostile forces, I sought an audience with your Senator some days ago, she agreed to represent us in the Senate, now I come to cement the allience



We are agents of peace not of warfare, your majesty knows the history of the Jedi, we were Peacekeepers for a millenia we are trying to rebuild our numbers to carry on where Master Yoda left off but while our numbers are small we are open to the agents of darkness, we need your Majesty's protection, so we once again keep the peace in the republic.

*Curtsey's again*

*two advisers stood behind Queen. One man, the other a woman with the same shape and build as 'her majesty'*

QUEEN BREIANA: Mawster Jedi. Thouwh we appreciate the Order's services in the past, we cannot give our support to you in times of battle if it were to fight. The distance between our planets makes this so. Especially with Hutt space directly between our worlds.

We do, however, condone a voice for you and your people. That is why my Senator is trying to make the Senate hear the Jedi Order as a legitemate body within those walls.

If we were to ally with Yavin 4 in these times where Chancellor Kellin is fearing treason against the New Republic, my moving to help you in arms and shielding would make the nation of Naboo look as if she were defying the Republic and thus a conflict could ensue.

And I will not condone actions that would lead us to war, master jedi.

Thank you your majesty

would you change your mind if Yavin IV were able to offer you something in return, we have many herbs that grow on Yavin that have medicinal properties, our medical personel will be more than willing to share the information with you.

*A thought strikes Co'bal*

If you will permit me to indulge myself with the answer to one question, why the sudden change of heart Naboo has always been one of our strongest supporters, in the Old Republic and the New

QUEEN: As I have stated, we support you on the grounds of having a voice in the Senate but we cannot offer weapons.

Your position is difficult to accomdate and we have to be wary of ours with the Chancellor's view of the jedi.

Thank you for your time Majesty

*Curtsey's*

I shall be on Naboo for a while visiting my Father, Councillor Pernin, I can be reached there if you would like to ask any further questions about my request

*Curtsey's and leaves*

Majesty

*Queen nods*

< Inflator of egos... consumer of troubles... >

< But you didn't kill anything.... >

< Lost the plan! >

< What was the agenda in killing Keezo? You were there for no reason AND didn't find out about Tobru's father which you risked anyway. >

< Erm... he grabbed you to save 'imself and as for the latter part.... darkside calling? >

< Even though Marrol wasn't in the Academy.... or at least just a padawan... >