h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is true.

*shoos the cat away*

*leaves*

No, the other cat... the... oops.

*hides in a corner*

*is totally totally gone *

Hang on, how am I supposed to demonstratively refer to ANY cat, here?

Hm?

Well, in a place full of cats, if someone says 'the cat' or 'that cat' or even 'one of the cats over there', there's always going to be a number of cats to choose from

Touche.

but he is the CAT...as I am the COW...and this is the CHAIR...thus...the COW hits the CAT with the CHAIR...
*does so*

*hits the COW with the COW the HIMSELF*

*hits the CAT with the WHOZYWHATZIT of the AMBIGUITYNESS*

Oh. YOu're good.

*is meowed at by the CAT named Dante*

Which one:
1.) Dante from Dante's Inferno? Aka the cool one
2.) Dante from Devil May Cry which shows video game designers just love to steal mythological and literary names?

...or the Dante from Dante's Peak...which is actually a Volcano...

Also stolen from Italian writer Dante?

in fact, Dante as in my kitten...

Name stolen from Italian Dante who wrote the divine comedy?

no...the Dante that wrote Inferno...(the difference is kinda like the difference between Jack Donne and John Donne...)

... Right...