A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
DD's Stag Year
Demon Drawer Started conversation Jan 7, 2001
OK as discussed in Glascow on Saturday it was decided that I should have a year long stag do on h2g2 so here we go lads.
NO WOMEN ALLOWED
unless there are the serving staff or the entertainment. 
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jan 7, 2001
That "no women" rule will be tough to enforce 
Allow me to propose a challenge to the groom to be
Down a yard of vodka
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Demon Drawer Posted Jan 7, 2001
That really is a challenge will the graphics team be up to it by the end of the year I wonder.
*pours of vodka*
*Starts to drink of vodka*
(There we go and a challenge to the Graphics team as well and we have only just begun the party)
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jan 7, 2001
Its a tough job, but someone has to get so drunk they fall over
Will more be joining soon?
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Bagpuss Posted Jan 8, 2001
Port? At a stag do?
Pint of whatever insanely strong bitter you've got please, Menza.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 8, 2001
Ah! Here we all are. Well, DD, your very good health, lasting happiness, and lots of nice stuff.
*raises 
*
*drinks *
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Babel17 Posted Jan 8, 2001
Right, ya bam! You've got a lot of catching up to do!
*passes 10 pints of 
to DD*.
Ready....
Steady....
Go!
*chants DD...DD...DD...DD...*
*helps self to *
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 8, 2001
I'd like a quart of your finest ale... or your worst. Whichever's cheaper and gets you drunk quickest. 
<BB<
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Livzy Posted Jan 8, 2001
Wa-hay lads!
The strippers are here!
And it looks like they've brought some props 
Get em off, get em off, get em off !!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 8, 2001
?
They're not the strippers, that's the caterers.
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Jan 8, 2001
Hah! Some strippers! No sign of handcuffs and shaving kit like the best of them always carry. AND they've nothing more original to dance to than Addicted to Love by Robert Palmer. Still, early days yet. They've got a whole year to get through the Kama Sutra. We might need to send out for more corn on the cob though (er...that was corn on the cob, wasn't it?)
Well, since the longest journey starts with a single step, I'll have a half-pint lager shandy, please.
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Livzy Posted Jan 8, 2001
POOF !!
Give him a quadruple Jack Daniels with a tequila chaser
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Babel17 Posted Jan 8, 2001
After Saturday, I think SPINY knows what he's doing
And we have got a long way to go yet.
Better make it a double JD, tequilla slammer and no hit to the head.
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Munchkin Posted Jan 8, 2001
Well that will be another bit of Saturday I don't remember then, pesky alcohol Or was that when you were spending three hours on the escalator? Anyhoo, I think I'll have an . You are aware that all the best Stag Do's involve pub crawls, has someone worked out a route round the site yet?
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Babel17 Posted Jan 8, 2001
That should be easy enough.
There's the BOFinn (well he is getting on a bit )
Then there's the Crossed Purposes at the Village,
The Cheshire Grin at the Spaceport
That's a few to get started on.
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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Jan 8, 2001
*A slim figured female slinks in through the back door...*
I heard it was someones Stag Year...
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Livzy Posted Jan 8, 2001
Now the strippers REALLY are here !
C'mon, love! Get the whipped cream out!
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- 1: Demon Drawer (Jan 7, 2001)
- 2: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Jan 7, 2001)
- 3: Demon Drawer (Jan 7, 2001)
- 4: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Jan 7, 2001)
- 5: dasilva (Jan 7, 2001)
- 6: Bagpuss (Jan 8, 2001)
- 7: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 8, 2001)
- 8: Babel17 (Jan 8, 2001)
- 9: Bluebottle (Jan 8, 2001)
- 10: Livzy (Jan 8, 2001)
- 11: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 8, 2001)
- 12: Livzy (Jan 8, 2001)
- 13: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Jan 8, 2001)
- 14: Livzy (Jan 8, 2001)
- 15: Bluebottle (Jan 8, 2001)
- 16: Babel17 (Jan 8, 2001)
- 17: Munchkin (Jan 8, 2001)
- 18: Babel17 (Jan 8, 2001)
- 19: Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe (Jan 8, 2001)
- 20: Livzy (Jan 8, 2001)
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