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DD's Stag Year
Babel17 Posted Jan 11, 2001
yes, well, he is a busy man, I believe, but perhaps you could have words with DD or more importantly FC, reassure her we ain't gonna do anything bad to him. The point is to scare him, but still get him to the church on time. 
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Jan 11, 2001
of course I'll quite happily stay here and look after any deamonss who happen to be near by
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Munchkin Posted Jan 11, 2001
The question is, does he have to be awake at the church, or just there. And does he have to be able to move under his own steam?
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Jan 11, 2001
well I think a little promting is allowed nothing more
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Babel17 Posted Jan 11, 2001
Yes he has to be awake, how else can he say his vows?
Under his own steam is debatable. If he is in a wgeelchair for example, then we might have to push him to the church 
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jan 11, 2001
Sorry, I'm late - traffic's terrible ... 
Now then, what's everyone drinking?
Could've sworn I just saw a scantilly clad female dressed as a cake, doing a runner ... what did you say to her ... she dropped this *ping pong ball*, this *snooker ball* and these *handfull of brussel sprouts* ... 
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Jan 11, 2001
don't look at me I know nothing
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Demon Drawer Posted Jan 11, 2001
Sorry I went AWOL last night had to play some bowls last night.
Best man? Hmmm. I do need one here don't I. Now who should I chose? I need someone reliable who can keep the party going. Hmmm. But I have two people in mind for my virtual best man. Who do I chose?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 11, 2001
Hmmmmm.... the one with most money? 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 11, 2001
Depends who else you had in mind.
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Demon Drawer Posted Jan 11, 2001
Well I thought as the wedding is in Scotland it would have to be a Scot can't see any sashanachs wearing the kilt, can you?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 11, 2001
Do you look good in a kilt?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 11, 2001
Hmmmm.
*looks around for other Scotsmen*
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Jan 12, 2001
Perhaps Lost In Scotland could do the honor? He's a Swede, but he lives in Scotland. Besides, wouldn't it count as an experience having seen a Swede in a kilt? It surely would for other Swedes...
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- 122: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (Jan 11, 2001)
- 123: Munchkin (Jan 11, 2001)
- 124: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (Jan 11, 2001)
- 125: Babel17 (Jan 11, 2001)
- 126: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (Jan 11, 2001)
- 127: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Jan 11, 2001)
- 128: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (Jan 11, 2001)
- 129: Demon Drawer (Jan 11, 2001)
- 130: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 11, 2001)
- 131: Demon Drawer (Jan 11, 2001)
- 132: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 11, 2001)
- 133: Demon Drawer (Jan 11, 2001)
- 134: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (Jan 11, 2001)
- 135: Menza (Jan 11, 2001)
- 136: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 11, 2001)
- 137: Menza (Jan 11, 2001)
- 138: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 11, 2001)
- 139: Babel17 (Jan 11, 2001)
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