A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle

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Post 12501

dasilva

And for your next trick? smiley - erm


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Post 12502

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

*pulls the cork from the bottle*

Ta-dah!


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Post 12503

dasilva

Ye gads I've never seen it done with _that_ before! smiley - yikes


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Post 12504

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

*removes cork from eye*

'Tis from years of winking at the pretty ladies.


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Post 12505

dasilva

And does it often result in you getting a cork in yer eye? smiley - erm


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Post 12506

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

It's not uncommon. But let that be a lesson to you; never pinch a wench at a winery!


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Post 12507

dasilva


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Post 12508

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

Also, bottle caps are to be worn by bottles only.


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Post 12509

dasilva

Is that speaking from personal experience? smiley - erm


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Post 12510

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

Don't wash your knickers in the port wine barrel when we've got Guiness beer.


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Post 12511

dasilva

I can't drink either any more I'm afraid...


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Post 12512

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

When life gives you lemons, get a pitcher of ice and a bottle of gin and everything will be alright in an hour or so.


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Post 12513

dasilva

Again, I don't think I could drink any of those 3 on account of a certain condition I have...smiley - erm


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Post 12514

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

Don't count your chickens until you're sure the value meal contains all six pieces.


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Post 12515

Kes

Never eat on an empty stomach! smiley - biggrin


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Post 12516

dasilva

All the legs in a bargain bucket come from the same chick...smiley - erm...smiley - ill...smiley - run


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Post 12517

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

A bird in the hand isn't worth a hill of beans in this land is your land.


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Post 12518

Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer...

i always thought it was: a bird in the bush is very fine indeed smiley - erm


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Post 12519

dasilva

A bush in...no, no, I'll get d


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Post 12520

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

Be not one to tarry, but for your granny carry.


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