A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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Colin the Goldfish Posted Jul 11, 2001
*chitters excitedly and scampers up to beam in ceiling to get a better view of Gedge's peanuts.*
Perhaps its the beginning of a rodent invasion force. Like Hitchcock's Birds ?
Birds dont have nuts do they ?
Probably get very cold during flight.
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Gedge :-) Posted Jul 11, 2001
Puts a 
on the bar and 
out the door clutching five bowls of peanuts
back in to grab his 
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Jul 11, 2001
Hello everyone,
*walks past penguin, pats it on the head*
Has anyone checked whether the penguin isn't a grey squirrel in a suit? They ARE trying to take over the world you know...
I'll just settle for taking over a .
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Jul 11, 2001
hmm... what can I say, it's sort of softish, with yellow-orange-ish feet, fairly webbed feet too. Its eyes are squishily wet, but that's just a theory. i didn't actually touch the eyes becasue it wouldn't like that. Its skin can be called leathery, but on second sight it's hairy, mostly mutated feathers.
You could call it a chesterfield sofa, but then you'd not be speaking of penguins anymore. That, in a nutshell is how this penguin is.
It doesn't seem hurt, and if you're wanting to change that you may find some organisations are trying to stop you. best to drink something instead. 
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Colin the Goldfish Posted Jul 11, 2001
Hi Menz
Could I have another in one of those incredibly shiny glasses please ?
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plato <surfer> Posted Jul 11, 2001
Here's a glass to polish, Menza. Another , please...
Do you know that now human babies can be created without sperm?
Yea, they just take any cell from your body and BAM! New baby!
I'm opposed to the whole idea...
I learned this from http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_1431000/1431489.stm
(The BBC site, and if the mods attack, they're really asking for it)
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 11, 2001
A 
please, Menza. And some advice...
Should I continue to work on this incredibly boring paper that I am supposed to have finished by the day before yesterday or should I go and watch children's tv?
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Gedge :-) Posted Jul 11, 2001
I can hear it from here, so it must be time to watch it
Another please,
Where did that squirrel go and where are all the nuts?
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plato <surfer> Posted Jul 11, 2001
Colin is up in the rafters, I think...and gedge took the nuts with him when he left...
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 11, 2001
*sips and marvels at the sight of a goldfish in the rafters*
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jul 11, 2001
*grinning as she finally figured out her email address password and has now found all the mails which she accused people of not sending*
Hey, watch out for my penguin! Poor little Pingu...
*takes Penguin by the flipper and leads him to an ice bucket*
It'll be ok, they're just jealous of your penguiny talents.
*props her Ferrari flag up next to the penguin and wanders off to fetch a 
*
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 11, 2001
Hi Tink!
Are you going to the Grand Prix this weekend?
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- 4281: Colin the Goldfish (Jul 11, 2001)
- 4282: Gedge :-) (Jul 11, 2001)
- 4283: plato <surfer> (Jul 11, 2001)
- 4284: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Jul 11, 2001)
- 4285: plato <surfer> (Jul 11, 2001)
- 4286: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Jul 11, 2001)
- 4287: plato <surfer> (Jul 11, 2001)
- 4288: Menza (Jul 11, 2001)
- 4289: Colin the Goldfish (Jul 11, 2001)
- 4290: plato <surfer> (Jul 11, 2001)
- 4291: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 11, 2001)
- 4292: Menza (Jul 11, 2001)
- 4293: plato <surfer> (Jul 11, 2001)
- 4294: Gedge :-) (Jul 11, 2001)
- 4295: plato <surfer> (Jul 11, 2001)
- 4296: Menza (Jul 11, 2001)
- 4297: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 11, 2001)
- 4298: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Jul 11, 2001)
- 4299: plato <surfer> (Jul 11, 2001)
- 4300: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 11, 2001)
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