A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Nov 13, 2000
*tiptoes in*
*says nothing*
*helps herself to a 
*
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Bumblebee Posted Nov 13, 2000
I have to go now. Could you keep an eye out for Handbag for me? I can't find him anywhere.
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Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Nov 13, 2000
~maria pokes her head in the door and looks around.~
What's the deal, did someone die? I'ts like a mourge in here. I came back to get rid of this damn thing.
~flings a surly handbag into the center of the room~
Rotton little fart grabbed hold of my ankle and has been biting my shins ever since I was here last.
~Looks around again and sees EV trying to hide behind a ~
EV that better not be on my tab or so help me I'll... 
~she lifts her bazooka and waves it around menacingly towards the bar..~
Oh, wait a second, I don't have a tab here do I?
~The barkeep confirms this with a slow and for some bizzare reason, silent shake of the head~ 
well, uh, then in that case, nevermind EV. er, sorry, I guess.
~feeling slightly sorry for harrassing EV for apparently no reason, Maria disappears again. stopping only long enough to look around once more for her partner in chaos, Uncle Heavy, the master of deception.~
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Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Nov 13, 2000
~maria pokes her head in the door and looks around.~
What's the deal, did someone die? I'ts like a mourge in here. I came back to get rid of this damn thing.
~flings a surly handbag into the center of the room~
Rotton little fart grabbed hold of my ankle and has been biting my shins ever since I was here last.
~Looks around again and sees EV trying to hide behind a ~
EV that better not be on my tab or so help me I'll... ~she lifts her bazooka and waves it around menacingly towards the bar..~
Oh, wait a second, I don't have a tab here do I?
~The barkeep confirms this with a slow and for some bizzare reason, silent shake of the head~ well, uh, then in that case, nevermind EV. er, sorry, I guess.
~feeling slightly sorry for harrassing EV for apparently no reason, Maria disappears again. stopping only long enough to look around once more for her partner in chaos, Uncle Heavy, the master of deception.~
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 13, 2000
Who is that mad woman? I don't even drink .
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Fashion Cat Posted Nov 13, 2000
hmm... Is this a strange reality? The F&F is silent, EV's drinking ...
What is going on???
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 13, 2000
I'm not drinking , I'm just trying to hide behind it. *passes back to DD*
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Nov 13, 2000
My God. You're all so far gone that...oh, what's the point..
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Nov 13, 2000
EV, what have you done to incur the wrath? it's not like you at all. Is it a case of mistaken identity.
please, and another for EV to hide behind should it become necessary.
*throws some old shoes at Handbag to keep it occupied until Bumblebee returns*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 13, 2000
I haven't done anything! I was just sitting here with my usual 
and suddenly all hell broke loose.
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Bagpuss Posted Nov 13, 2000
That's the trouble with insane master criminals, sometimes they do the most irrational things, like picking on the poor Doctor here.
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Menza Posted Nov 13, 2000
*clears away empty glasses*
I have a new solution to the problem.
*shows patrons a small whistle on a chain round his neck*
Please note the unique tentacle pattern. 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 13, 2000
*notes unique tentacle pattern*
Will that stop the mad woman harrassing me?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 13, 2000
Let's hope so. I'll have a then please.
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- 241: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Nov 13, 2000)
- 242: BluesSlider (Nov 13, 2000)
- 243: Bagpuss (Nov 13, 2000)
- 244: BluesSlider (Nov 13, 2000)
- 245: Bumblebee (Nov 13, 2000)
- 246: Maria d J Gutierrez (Nov 13, 2000)
- 247: Maria d J Gutierrez (Nov 13, 2000)
- 248: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 13, 2000)
- 249: Fashion Cat (Nov 13, 2000)
- 250: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 13, 2000)
- 251: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Nov 13, 2000)
- 252: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 13, 2000)
- 253: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Nov 13, 2000)
- 254: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 13, 2000)
- 255: Bagpuss (Nov 13, 2000)
- 256: Menza (Nov 13, 2000)
- 257: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 13, 2000)
- 258: Menza (Nov 13, 2000)
- 259: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 13, 2000)
- 260: Menza (Nov 13, 2000)
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