h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks!
*drinks and tries to hide behind empty glass*

*wonders why EV is trying to hide from him*

I don't suppose i can have a once you reappear, by any chance?

*pours in the hope it will get there*

Sorry but I'm currently fighting with the ISP of inadequasy.

This might be the last posting for the night.

I know what you mean Menza, i just had a posting disappear myself

'The ISP of Inadequacy'? Sounds very 'Pilgrim's Progress'.

'Beware the ISP of Inadequacy, Christian, for verily thou shalt not be able to progress from its bounds and connect to the real world'.

Sorry to be such a teetotaller, but how do you creat a beer?

And I mean how do you create the icon, not homebrew.

Type c then | then _ then | so that you get c | _ | (but without the spaces).

Alternatively, click on any one of the smilies or drinkies, and it should (if I understand correctly) take you to the smiley page, which will tell you everything you need to know.

I'll have a if there's anyone serving, please.

I was going to say that I'll get them since Menza was slipping into the ISP of inadequacy, but then Netscape crashed. Ruddy uni computers. Anyway for thi, me and Spaceballer.

Can I have a too please?

OK

, just doing a couple of spares in case someone else wanders in.

A for me! Thank you Bagpuss!

*Picks up handbag*
There you are! Have you been eating old shoes again, you rascal?
Oh, well..
Cheers!

Cheers, and don't worry about the handbag, it's just had everyone dancing round it. In an effort to get to the bar intact, admittedly, but you can't have everything.

*starts slow slide into alocoholism*
Thanks, have a on me (and one to Bagpuss as well ) and I'll start with a couple of and a quick . Nice.

Can do smileys, can't spell. Oh well.
*head spinning after a couple of *

~maria pokes her head in the door~
ahem. excuse me, i know this is off topic, not being alchohol related and all, but has anyone here noticed that we americans are having a bit of electile disfunction? i mean, really? has anyone else noticed this mess?
~looks around a bit and spots something that makes her nonschalontly scootch over to the bar. with lightning speed she snatches one of the s someone just ordered up and ducks back out to contemplate the electoral college and plan bazooka attacks on texas~

*Completely miss reads the word electile and decides its time to give his brain a damn good scrub*

Some people...

I'd recommend alcohol for a good brain scrub myself ...

Now why didn't i think of that