h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Please!!!

Can't make me

No, but we're asking you ever so nicely.

You don't want to know about my car, it pales into insignificance against many other important discussion topics

But we have other forums for that - the burning immediate issue here and now is *your car*. (Your real one. )

Persistant isn't he.

Maybe I should get my plank...

*looks confused*
What?

*ducks*

No, not the plank.

*bounces up and down*
What's with the plank!

*Looks intreeged*



Plank!

Not you as well

No, I'm just being a conformist

Go on, we do really want to know.... it'd make us happy *smiles sweetly, with big brown puppy dog eyes*

Doh! I thought I'd got you distracted I'm not going to tell you no matter how big your eyes get sorry

Why not! Are you just trying to annoy us, because that's mean And I told you about my bike.... so

Ah, go on.

For a cup of tea?
*grins*
Nope...it's really not that interesting, it's a very shoddy car which breaks down every second of the day and talk to him his car is much more fun...
*points to Ian in the hopes that he can't question her if he's busy deflecting questions from other people*

You can have a cuppa if you'd like
It IS!! interesting Just because it's "very shoddy", doesn't mean we're not interested.... All we really want to know is; colour, age, make & model And we'll never bother you about it again, and you can force us to answer questions that we'd rather not answer

Besides we've already got bored of Ian's fancy car *grins*

You can have a cuppa if you'd like
It IS!! interesting Just because it's "very shoddy", doesn't mean we're not interested.... All we really want to know is; colour, age, make & model And we'll never bother you about it again, and you can force us to answer questions that we'd rather not answer

Besides we've already got bored of Ian's fancy car *grins*

*makes mental note not to assume everyone watches Father Ted*
Is this cup of tea caffiene free?

OK so it's shiny sparkley silver, not as old as me and LXI
Now these questions that I'm allowed to ask you...
*grins*
You can't get bored of Ian's car it's pretty