h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wonderful now that I finally got here
Phew, the sea was rough today! I got thrown overboard again and again.
A of Olde Grumpfuttocks please.

Ok, so it was only my Netscape that crashed...

A few interesting decisions to make IRL so I'm trying to avoid them by drinking in here .

|_b Cheers.

To procrastination!
Clink.

*wanders back in*

The computer room is just under half way up the hill. My house is at the top. I had to walk up....
...and so I'm here again and trying to decide whether I should vary my route back...

I should stay here and avoid the walk if I were you.
To laziness! |_b (clink)

Problem is, food is at home.... I may have to brave the walk.

Now there's a dilemma. But then, if you want to come back it's downhill .

You could always smuggle food into the computer room? Jelly Tots can be hidden in pockets most easily and don't even make a noise when you open the packets

This is a very good point...

I have some polo smoothies. but I don't want my network access to be revoked...

If you smuggle efficiently then that'll not be a problem, just don't take anything with foil wrapping and all will be fine...besides it's not as if you're eating, more chewing and there's a subtle difference as Jelly Tots or Polo's would not be classed by most as food product

lol it depends if they want to crack down. A sealed bottle of water beneath the desk is enough for a twenty four hour suspension of network privaledges...

But I really need to go

Hmmm, water's definitely drinking though, unlesss there are flowers nearby then you have no vaguely valid excuse but Jelly Tot's can also pretend to be cough sweets and are so tiny that no-one would notice...small foodstuffs are definitely the way to g

*Drifts off into very silly thoughts about micro-sandwiches, almost undetectable to the human eye .*

Alright thanks very much. How do you type a pint glass?

I'll have a g+t

cheers
*bottoms up!*

*pours a *

Here you go, one G&T.

Pints look like

*picks up on the silly thoughts about micro-sandwiches and starts giggling at the thought of micro-sausage rolls*

I think we're going about this the wrong way. If you have very small food you need more of it. What you need is food which is normal size, but invisible.
Oh, by the way, evening all, please.

Aaah invisible food, now there's an obvious solution
*passes EV a and takes a for herself*