h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*hands over milky bar*

*says thankyou but declines the chocolate and refuses to grin*

*dons red wig and tries again*

*tries very hard not to giggle*

This calls for the heavy artillery

*holds out 10 times real size poster of Jenson Button*

*screams in terror at the giant*

*wonders if that was a good scream or a bad scream*

*points out that most giants tend to result in bad screams if you're a tiny fairy*

Menza! I'm shocked... Surely your not suggesting that Jenson Button is "the most evil thing in the world"!?????

*still refuses to grin but smirks slightly*

*Appologises for stumbling into conversation...*

*mildly grins*

*uses shrink ray to make the poster life-sized*

is that better.

*ponders about the woman called Tinkerbell who was somebody's Phone a Friend on tonight's Who Wants To Be A Millionaire*

No I was out paddling my car along...our village has achieved island status now which is nice but I do have an emergency supply of "Um Ognob" now so I should be alright for a while...

*decides to test her out anyway*
So what does the god Thor carry - a sword, a hammer, a shield, or something else that I can't remember?

*Looks confused as he refuses to watch such a useless waste of time.... then decides not to point out it was a hammer....... hmm.....*

BTW Tink' Jensons on CH4 at 00:30.....

I was definitely out paddling...you can view my trainers which are now soaked completely from our additional rivers.

Thanks Fish, I'm glad you reminded me as I wrote it on my hand when I remembered earlier but then I forgot and have since washed my hand and the message off...
*makes mental note to find a more effective method of organisation*

Don't you have wellies then?

*My pleasure.....* Try using the Outlook program... it works like an organiser...

And do you have a web cam, so we can "see" these wellies

Yeah, prove it! (Even though we've established that they are trainers and not wellies.)