h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well Menza offered Drinks in here.

*pours *

Here you go EV.

Drinks in here it is then.

An any other little nook where we can get service like this.

Well you two currently have drinks in about 3 forums.

Hectic social life good job I'm single.

It's very useful being able to drink in several pubs simultaneously. And also be able to drink coffee in the Aroma Cafe at the same time, to reduce the effects of the alcohol.

Not to mention eating Doughnut, in the F&F, Mama Peta and Ice Cream Stalls.

Make mine a stiif one please.

Sher

*DD runs off to find the horse trough*

No wonder I'm putting on weight. *pats stomach*

BTW I've just uncovered an excellent (from my point of view) scandal. It's explained under a new conversation called 'Plagiarism' in the Rumours and Scandals page.

Now that's the kind of quantities I had in mind!

Sher

Thought you might apprecuiate that.

*DD heaves the horse trough through the door*

Anyone going to give me a hand here?

*sets up a block and tackle to help DD*

I don't think Bluebottle is here, so I'll have to do the honours

Straaaaaaiiiinnn....

(If you haven't listened to the Goon Show, you haven't lived)

I would give you a hand, but I haven't got any.

Did hear that Peregrin has been giving them away (amongst other body parts) free, to boost his campaign.

Sher

A horse with hands interesting concept. I also heard he was offering his whole body to and ladies willing to vote for him, I haven't heard of any takers yet though on that one.

That sounds a bit sexist to me

What's he offering to the gents?

Sher

No idea but he's not my type.

LOL Well it wouldn't do to have too much collusion in the election would it?

Or me being accused of getting involved with yet another member of a rival team. Just for the record I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Indeed politics is too hot a bed to want to get hot in.