h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

phew... at least you got the basque out from the cleaners in time DD!

and i really should read the backlog to find out what this giraffe thing is about shouldnt i...

*does the time warp, taking her back in time to see it happening all over again.... she nicks DD's boa as she goes...*

I know it doesnt go with the Magenta, but tough!

*jumps back into the present*

right! now i get it.... um. i'm gonna keep this boa if you dont mind DD.... sorry, but i just love being able to flick people with it

*DD removes feather from eye*

Only if you're careful.

Yes, the boa constrictor might crush you!

now that depends on how tightly i squeeze you BB!

Be careful BB she squeezes hard.

*DD rubs still sore ribs*

look, i've told you i'm sorry about saturday

no no no... i'm not that bad... really i'm not...

Oh yeah, it that a pig I see up there next to the vapour trails.

you mean the one with wings??? no i think thats just Cloughie!

*finishes and gives DD back his boa...*

*sigh* the land of nod rears its ugly head once again.... keep the boa warm for me DD... night BB...

I hate boring you by bringing this up over and over again... but I do need to know what's going on with my wine. You mentioned Menza may have something to say about it. I left a message about it on his page a few days ago, and he has not responded. Does anyone know how I can get in touch with him? If you really think he'd object, I could always go "peddle my wares elsewhere". I don't mean to be a nuicance, just a politician... there's a *very* subtle difference.

*thinks about being rude and pointing out that at the mo the people in are all politicians themselves.... then decides to shut up and keep it to herself...*

it may be Menza just hasnt noticed.... i'd ask in the main forum though 37|_| or however its named...

*makes for the door, and just before she leaves turns to DD..*

psst... you've been ICQing too much again, not on the top 10!!! *runs out the door before DD can say anything, knowing that by the time he reads this he will probably be back at the top!*

night!

Nope, I've been bowling which doesn't help and again tonight.

Anyhow, I may get some time later this evening so people beware before I head out again.

Aaaha *looks shifty* er hi DD, you remember when I accused you of being old due to reference to bowls? err did you mean 10pin bowling or the other thing where you roll balls towards err... small bally jack thing? I think my brain wasn't quite in gear err...

Anyway... *realises with amusement the accidental innuendo behind the last ball discussion*

Oh yeah, if you're going to get a boa you should get one of those with sparkly bits in because then you can flick people with tinselly bits and feathers which makes it even more annoying to them and even more fun for you

And BB, if the giraffes are using the escalators and the Darleks the stairs what's the point of having the ladder surely that'd just take up excessive space...I mean it must get a bit cramped in there with all the giraffes, elephants and darleks wandering around

Tinker bell the latter.

Anyone for a ?

Ok you've twisted my arm .

*pours *

Here you go.

Cheers Menza, how are things this fine Saturday afternoon.

Not bad, just listening to lots of loud music.

Evening all, which forum am I supposed to be in?