h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*watches Volrath pick up the spider and runs around squealing*
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!You touched a spider, so brave

Anyway I never said you weren't nice and as far as I'm aware there was only you that said you weren't nice...I kept maintaining that this eveilness was just a cover for your love of fluffy kittens, flowers and all things lovely

So how come he can eat the green ones.

Hmmm...is that a complaint because you want to eat the green ones or are you just another sensible person who thinks the green ones are horrid and acky and as such deserve no place calling themselves after the nummy fruit pastilles?

I hate the green ones.

Then it's a good job Volrath eats them or else there'd be a huge stack of them left on the floor

I think we could find something to eat them.

Maybe we could get a pet Aaardvark? They eat anything

That would work too.

And it'd be a cool pet, aaaardvarks are fun...just look at Otis

I think Amy might disagree.

No that's anteaters not aaardvarks, aardvarks just drink budweiser and munch on other stuff like hamburgers and green fruit pastilles

Are you sure?

From my extensive study of adverts, cartoons and childrens programming, completely

I think I'll go for another G|_| before I overdose on sugar.

*pours *

Here you go.

*flutters in dragging a sparkley bean bag*
Long day, tired now, wake me up in a while please, G'night
*curls up on her bean bag and silently falls asleep*

*quietly places a fairy cake and a bext to the bean bag*

I Do Like Them.

And I'm Not Fluffy.

I Like Fluffy Things, Though. I Don't Torture Them. Except If Their Not Alive, Like Your Bag. Sorry. Here, Let Me Fix It...

*rolls over and opens her eyes slightly*

*smiles at Menza to say thankyou before uncurling and sitting up*
Hi Volrath, see I said you were nice, you're even mending my fairy bag for me, thank you
*passes Volrath some more green fruit pastilles and offers Menza the red and black ones*

*finds a small handily placed blanket and snuggles back down on the bean bag*

This sleep has gone on for 18 hours so far, but then I can talk; I only wake up for 20 minutes at a time according to the tele.