h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's no excuse
My friend's supposed to finish work at 6 but last week she finished early and so managed to watch it and ever since then she's had to smuggle at pocket tv into work inorder not to miss it

I'll write you a transcript of it tomorrow and then you'll be able to see what high quality programmming you're missing

Only if you have to.

I think I might

Oh dear, what have I done?

Okay. Chair. That Sounds Good Fun.

Its cleaver the way you make the cards hover in the air like that.

It'd be cleverer if he could make them hoover in the air

Thats silly, where would all the dust go?

Into the box of course

Now that would be handy.

Course it'd be a bit inconvenient if you actually wanted to play poker

No it wouldn't I have another deck of cards.

Yes but if it's your second set of cards then it's bound to have some missing

Not when its a brand new pack.

I still wouldn't trust it...and if it's a new pack of cards then you'll never be able to find it

I'd count the cards when I opened the pack.

You'd still have to find the cards first and once you'd opened the box then there'd be no way it'd have the right number of cards in it...or maybe it would but you'd have a whole suit missing and two sets of spades and you'd definitely not have any jokers

(Gets Excited)
Q. How Many Cards In A Pack Of Cards?
A. 42!
No, It Doesn't Work.
Well, It's Only A Little Out...

Hmmm, Are you sure?

Aaaw it was a good try
*pats the fallen one on the back in a supportive fashion*