A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle

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Post 1

BluesSlider

*Finishes placing the last of the clean glasses on the shelf and straightens the bar towels.*

Welcome one and all to the new round smiley - smiley

*Pulls self a smiley - ale*

Just to check the quality you understand.


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Post 2

J'au-æmne

Any chance of a smiley - stiffdrink? smiley - smiley


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Post 3

BluesSlider

Always smiley - smiley

*Pours smiley - stiffdrink for the (I assume) invisible lady smiley - winkeye*


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Post 4

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Afternoon all... how's the quality of the smiley - ale?


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Post 5

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

I'll test the smiley - stout. All in the interests of maintaining standards you understand. smiley - winkeye


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Post 6

BluesSlider

Quality is up to its usual standard, Menza keeps a fine cellar smiley - smiley

*Pours smiley - ale for EV and smiley - stout for Amy.*

There you go smiley - smiley


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Post 7

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

Ummm. I'm not sure. I had better have another one, in the interests of science.


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Post 8

BluesSlider

OK, just to be sure smiley - winkeye

*Pours another smiley - stout*


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Post 9

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

*downs smiley - stout in one go*

Excuse me, gotta rush.

*Runs into Ladies' Loo to the consternation of the management*


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Post 10

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*drinks smiley - ale*
How come there's a ladies' loo but not a gents'?


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Post 11

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

Aah, one of the great mysteries of life.


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Post 12

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

BTW do you ever check your ICQ?


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Post 13

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Yes, once every seven and a half weeks.


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Post 14

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

That time already?


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Post 15

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

No, about five weeks yet. Anyone who sees me on ICQ at any other time is obviously hallucinating, in the same way that we sometimes see Joanna in here during the day when she quite clearly isn't here.


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Post 16

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

I might talk to you in five weeks time then. smiley - smiley


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Post 17

Menza

Sound a bit like me and H2G2 time at the moment.


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Post 18

BluesSlider

Ah, Menza, I hope you don't mind, I took the liberty of opening another round after suffering click fatigue smiley - smiley. A smiley - ale of your finest to speed me on my way home?


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Post 19

BluesSlider

Cancel that order, I may be in later, but I have to go now smiley - smiley


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Post 20

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Oh. Well, never mind, I'll have that smiley - ale - no sense in it going to waste. smiley - smiley


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