A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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Bumblebee Posted Jul 14, 2000
Very true, I just need some champagne!
And a vase for the flowers.
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Kes Posted Jul 14, 2000
My pleasure. many happy whatsits.
*leaps into activity. Opens magnum of bubbly, pours out a few glasses, finds gooey cake, also vase (only slightly green)*
Your exceedingly good health, B. Have a glass. Have a wedge of gooey cake. Here's a fillet of stick-on Sole for your handbag ... and a vase for your bouquet.
Cheers! 8-0
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BluesSlider Posted Jul 14, 2000
Did someone say champagne 
? A most excellent drink for the morning.
*Runs outside...runs back in and flourishes a large bouquet of fresias*
Happy Birthday Bumblebee .
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Bumblebee Posted Jul 14, 2000
Thank you
*arranges an armful of orange and red roses in the vase*
I wish all days started like this! Just seven hours more and it's three weeks of holiday!
And look, what my husband gave me!
*Shows a golden necklace with white opals and a tiny sparkling diamond*
I love birthdays!
Cheers Kes! ooYoo
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Bumblebee Posted Jul 14, 2000
Cheers BS
*B's handbag making undelicate chewing-noises under the table*
He's happy too!
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Kes Posted Jul 14, 2000
That's a beautiful necklace! You fortunate lady. All this and holidays too! Let celebrations abound!
*tops up glasses, gently tosses rubber heel (size 10) in direction of handbag*
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jul 14, 2000
*gives gift wrapped pot of honey to Bumblebee*
Happy Birthday B
Oh, and here's a shoelace pavlova for your handbag.
*takes Y of champagne*
Cheers! YY
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Bumblebee Posted Jul 14, 2000
*Handbag pounces, ripping chair with it, tied as it was to chair-leg*
Woa there!
*Handbag grabbing rubber heel, shaking it vigourously, chair dancing behind it*
Ok, have it your way! I'll just find another seat.
*Handbag settles under chair over in the corner, growling and chewing happily*
Sorry about that! More bubbly?
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BluesSlider Posted Jul 14, 2000
*Eyes handbag suspiciously whilst proffering glass.*
Don't mind if I do .
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Kes Posted Jul 14, 2000
More? Absolutely yes.
*reaches round bar for another chilled bottle (POP)*
Line up your YYYYYYY s ladies & gentlemen.
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Bumblebee Posted Jul 14, 2000
And I almost forgot; thanks AmyAnt! Examins the beautifully glazed honey-pot.
Y* skål everyone
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Kes Posted Jul 14, 2000
*drains glass, raises it to the company*
Salutations. I'm afraid I must leave now. Back in 2.5 days. Have a splendid time.
Bb - enjoy your holidays.
Farewell
*heads for door by the Great Circle route, where centre of Great Circle = location of handbag, and radius > length of the lead. Exit*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 14, 2000
Morning all, happy birthday Bumblebee! *hands over present and takes a Y* Cheers!
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Bluebottle Posted Jul 14, 2000
Happy Birthday to You
Squashed tomatoes and stew
Bread and Butter
Down the Gutter
Happy Birthday to you.
Do we have to chuck you up in the air, and if so, does the F&F have a high enough ceiling?
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IanG Posted Jul 14, 2000
*staggers in*
Hold on, I'm sure I've got a present on me...
*panics, runs out again*
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Pastey Posted Jul 14, 2000
We were supposed to bring presents? I thought you wanted our presence
Sorry, bad pun. 
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Demon Drawer Posted Jul 14, 2000
*DD would sneak in for an early afternoon 
if he were actually here*
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- 61: Bumblebee (Jul 14, 2000)
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- 63: BluesSlider (Jul 14, 2000)
- 64: Bumblebee (Jul 14, 2000)
- 65: Bumblebee (Jul 14, 2000)
- 66: Kes (Jul 14, 2000)
- 67: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jul 14, 2000)
- 68: BluesSlider (Jul 14, 2000)
- 69: Bumblebee (Jul 14, 2000)
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- 71: Kes (Jul 14, 2000)
- 72: Bumblebee (Jul 14, 2000)
- 73: Kes (Jul 14, 2000)
- 74: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 14, 2000)
- 75: Bumblebee (Jul 14, 2000)
- 76: Bluebottle (Jul 14, 2000)
- 77: Pastey (Jul 14, 2000)
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- 79: Pastey (Jul 14, 2000)
- 80: Demon Drawer (Jul 14, 2000)
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