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PRRRRR
*kitty rubs gently against Menza's legs*

I think that sounds like a request for milk

*pours a large \_______/ and places it on the floor*

PRRRRR

*scratches Kitty behind the ears*

PRRRR PRRRR

Hi everyone, and, er... (glances nervously at Kitty) what's new, pussycat. A of Drumroll, please.

*pours *

Here you go, hows your weekend going?

Not bad, not bad... (Carefully backs away from Kitty)
Sorry, I'm a bit nervous with animals. Especially ones that are bigger than me.

A and |_| chaser Menza. Hi Ormy, strokes Kitty under the chin.

Och, Ormondroyd, he's harmless... and he's promised not to scare the bar customers, so if you keep being afraid of him, he'll have to go back to the kitchen or cellar while you are here

*pours & |_| for DD and a |_| for Ændr*

Here you go.

Perhaps you could give him some cake - *Ændr offers Ormondroyd some Kitty cake*

That cake smells good.

It certainly does.

Well, it's reassuring to see that he eats cake and not Researchers.

Isn't that the truth.

He's fine as long as you're nice, I guess. Milk is often the way to a Kitty's heart...

As does a stroke under the chin I find.

*Strokes kitty under the chin again for good measure*

(Checks to make sure that DD still has the regulation number of limbs, and carefully strokes Kitty)
N-n-n-nice K-K-K-Kitty... (Nervous )

*DD produces a bowl of milk to be on the safe side*

\_____________/

There you go Kitty.