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*Pours three , for himself, BS and VB.*

You are a gent and no mistakin'.
*large swallowing noises and sound of empty glass hitting bar*
Gosh I needed that. Could I trouble you for another, temporary barkeep? And have one yourself of course.

Any chance of a followed by a |_| here as well.

*Pours a , , and a |_|.*
So how are you all?

*BS looks over at BB to avoid a double delivery then thinks aw hell, why not*

with a |_| chaser

Yay! works every time

Cheers BB

But I don't mind

Is anyone there? Can I have a please?

RPRR
*#me too?#*

Gets Joanna a and a \___________/ for Kitty.

*#but without the alcohol#*

'lo Kitty
*goes behind bar and comes back with a \_______/ of milk, and sets it down on the floor*
*strokes Kitty some*

Done.

*Kitty is ecstatic at TWO bowls of milk AND stroking*

PRRRRRRR!!!
PRRRR!!!
PRR!!!

Can I get anyone a ?

You can get me a

*pours *

Hi, how are you?

Excuse me, but I have just built a mansion on Damogran and my bar has just experienced a Grand Opening, so we need some visitors. So perhaps several people could come there at http://www.h2g2.com/A290143 ?

Hmmm, I might pop along later but I like my virtual local for a lunchtime .

*Pours self a *

Anyone else?

I'd like a .
And I must admit to being loyal to the Old F&F, too.