h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Waits in anticipation.

Very funny, as if I knew.
KEPZ is just KEPZ, and I still have to invent what it means in order to peply to you and , afore all, finish my Philosophy "dissertation" for the next week. (and thus resolving the human aporetical status)
Cool isn't it?.

WaW that was almost English
hihihiihihihihhhihihihihhiih
(please note the fundamental asymetry which distinguishes my laughter from a simple hihihihihihihihihihihihihihi)

I think it's a wind up. I'm very disappointed in you.

I think someone needs to stay off the coffee for a bit.

O don't be disapointed, the idea may come fater than even I presume.Let's say a week for instance, which is the exact period of disapearing I am bound to. Besides, there is something more than a let down in the non existence of Kepz. Yes, indeed there is something charming, like in the 34th (?) page of the Monty Python Paperbok <-- their "mistake". Don't blame them (after all they are kin to your dear Fabulous ones) but they have done something very similar to kepz, and it's considered as the essential (what an interesting word) kernael of their opi.

Now please excuse me a have to sleep one jedi week.

Ha ha ha I am incredibly funny.

Errrrr, right.

What a bizarre conversation, I'll have a pint of whatever you lot have been drinking. As for the subject of love, it's great when your in love and sh*t when you aint...and as far as I'm concerned it's sh*t at the moment (those who have read my journal will know why).

don't worry Shorty it is s**t over here too - though actually not anything to do with me which makes it worse.

Am I the only optimist here?
If anyone wants cheering up, I know a great lot of jokes to read, but I won't put the link down unless someone asks for fear of being accused of spamming - but you lot really need a laugh.

yes I need jokes - and alcohol!

Blue send em my way!!!

I need a good laugh.....

Psssssst..... [email protected]

Yes yes I know it's not a good idear posting my email, but well....I've done it now!!!

Sid.....

Okay, there are jokes at:
http://www.h2g2.com/A227440
I recommend the childrens, News and History ones, though they're all good.

Does anyone want to drown their sorrows?

Yes, I'll have a triple Jack Daniels, with ice and another Jack Daniels

One and a if I'm not mistaken then.

Cheers mate (hic!)

Love is bright and shiny and ripe to be plucked - but then I would say that wouldn't I?

Are we allowed to drown anything else, Menza? And, before you ask, seeing as this is a 'love' page, I do not want to drown an ex.