h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Might be able to teach them a thing or two.

*shakes Menza hand*

Coooorrrrr shucks!!!

*puts head in hands and weeps quietly*

Is it completely impossible for you three to have a sensible conversation

You didn't expect them to have a serious conversation, did you?

expect no! Hope against hope, yes!

Well, there you go then. Your own fault.

*Ignoring all insults*

Now behave, I have a right not to be serious. Its my pub.

Having just had dinner with my Mother and for the last half an hour my Step-Father too - love is hell on toast.

One slice or two?
Or is this a private conversation... I can go away if you wish....

no - I am making it public in the vain attempt it might make it stop hurting for a while.

A problem sheared is a problem halved as They say, although They tend to speak a lot of rot.

A good idea.
Yet I like helping people by being there, and just silently listening and comforting them - but mainly by being there. That doesn't work very well over the internet.
And I know how hard it can be with families - my Mum & step-dad recently moved house so that I wouldn't be able to live with them anymore - big panic on what I'll be doing over the summer etc...

Bluebottle - I am sure they did it with your best interest at heart. I am sure that they did not do it on purpose.

It does sound a little drastic.

Moving house is not something that can be done accidently....

That's the main problem. We do need to talk of certain things in order to (simply) share our world with other's, but a couple of issues get desacralised when spoken of, and this is definitely love's case. I mean that the only fact of speaking of it breaks something essential in the subject. (we speak of smthg therefore we have to consider it from the outside, therefore we can no longer see its internal perfection therefore FLOP)
To avoid it, there is only one solution :
KEPZ

They must have done it for some very good reasons

And what is that?