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After that of Fuel, I'm having trouble finding my pulse.

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Found it Ændr

Haven't found it. The late Ormy.

It's probably there somewhere, you're just having trouble finding it what with the fuel affecting your hand-eye coordination.

It's more my brain function that I'm worried about. I need some of Aendr's Le-uf cake...

There's a piece down here on the bar.

Here you go


(service with a smile)

(Takes Le-uf cake with shaking hands and begins munching). Hmm... a curious flavour. I wonder what's in it?

I'm not sure you want to know.

Well, anyway, it seems to work. You know, I actually think I'm alive after all! Do I look alive to you?

Your pupils are a bit dilated but otherwise fine

I've learned my lesson. Don't fool around with Fuel.

Or is that fule around... never mind my jokes are terrible, Richard Whitely standard

Oh, cheer up, R97644 (and try saying THAT name after a of Fuel!)
Fancy a drink? I'm definitely on s of mild today.

That would be one of the reasons I'm changing my name, the current one doesn't exactly trip off the tongue.

I'll just pour myself a |_|

And here's your . I'm keeping you away from both Fuel _and_ Drumroll

Cheers! (clinks glasses) |_|

Cheers |_||_b *CLINK*

*Downs |_| in one*

Ooops, back to thinking I was with the hockey team.

Hey everyone! Getting over the Fuel Ormy?
Can I be real adventurous and have a |_| of lemonade?
And another one for you, too, 97644

Two |_| coming up.

*puts 2 |_| on the bar*

Beat you to it.

Yep, I think I've just about recovered. I'm taking it slowly today. Wouldn't mind another of mild though.