h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Right, can you hold his head still? This cup is getting hot.

Okay I'll shuffle up.

*Adjusts position*

Right, think I've got him

You can tie his arms down with his scarf if you need to.

Might be a good idea.

*takes scarf off ormondroyd and ties arms down to body using the ever-useful reef knot*

Okay got his head ready now

*what* are you doing?

OK, here we go.

*Opens mouth and pours half the cup of coffee down Ormy's neck*

That should do for now, we'll let him sleep it off. He will feel better in the morning.

Can I get a |_| of lemonade please, I think I feel up to it!

Certainly, you diserve it. Lots of soft drinks and sugar should sort you out.

Thanks

I think I'm going to log off now, I must have been here for 8 hours straight.

*hands self service sign again*

Help yourselves to whatever you want.

My favourite bit, when the barman's gone.

now, no playing water fights with the soda siphons kids

Another |_| for me then, would you like one?

yes please

ice cream soda please

in a tall glass, with a wiggly straw

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(Rises groggily from floor) uuurrgghh... Where am I? What am I? Why am I?

I can't find a wiggly straw, have you any idea where they're kept?

I can't find which way is up. Can anyone help me?

I think they are hidden in cupboard (num lock on) Alt+0198 (numbers on keyboard)
no, that's Æ

it's Alt+0167

Are you sure, I can't find them.