h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*hands Menza eggs, lemons, flour, caster sugar and butter*
there are cake tins and an oven in the servery

Don't suppose theres chocolate drizzle cake?

not generally, melted chocolate doesn't seep in as well as sugar saturated lemon juice

Ooh alternate solution then!
*lies on her back with her mouth open under a bowl of melted chocolate and starts to munch it*
Nummmm

Isn't there melted chocolate on tap in this bar, then?

*investigates Tinkerbell lying on her back with his nose*

Sometimes, but it tends to run out very quickly for some reason.

Surely the publican restocks frequently, otherwise all the drinks would run out?

There isn't enough in the world to restock this place fast enough.

Nice Kitty. Please don't eat the .

*kitty purrrs for lots of , then*

(anyway, s make kitty sneeze)

aaa- aaa- aah CHOO

(kitty blows titania out of the door, accidentally)

Bless you.

Meeeeeeeooooooooow!

...Since Ændr was last here.

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I'm Tinkerbell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs round the bar investigating the barrels for chocolate on tap*
And I don't like your insinuations about the amount of choccylate we get through Mr!
*runs over and hugs Baggy for protecting her from the Kitty*
I wanna play with Kitty... do fairies really make Kitty's sneeze? I like Kitty's

I think it's the fairy dust that is the problem. Kitty likes fairies and faeries and has a number of the sidhe as close friends but they have to be quite careful with their dust. He's not a desert lion, you see, but an ice age cave lion and the snow and ice would make all the dust settle down where he comes from.

*nips downstairs to change the barrel on the chocolate on tap tap*

Hello Tinkerbell - I've a funny feeling I've seen you somewhere before...

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well, as we live in the same house, that's not entirely surprising. Since I was last here, we've moved 3 times. Once to a house called "kitten", then to one called "ark" and now to one called "otters" (those being our cipe network names.) I've also gained a boyfriend, analysed a lot of data, written 2 bots, joined a ranger unit, used the taxpayer's money to go abroad on holid*ahem*conferences and been approved by my optician to learn to drive.

*Kitty has had to carve out three new territories and spend lots of time being quiet pretending to be "stuff" in a very heavy crate for the removal men AND he wasn't allowed to bite them when they dropped him, and there aren't any otters around here to play with and what about that partner he was supposed to be getting when we lived in the Ark*

grrrrrrr

Sounds like you've both been busy!

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