h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

<-- Very very nicely chilled.

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*Kitty wanders in through the door, trailed by a gust of snow and ice*

*Kitty, like most cave lions, rather likes the cold*

The weather's turned a bit nippy all of a sudden, hasn't it?

Ummm....
*looks at themometer*
Not really but then as BB will vouch Southampton is stupidly hot!

*pours a few drinks*

It was cold here, but the sun is out now.

Nice shades!
I don't understand this house at all, out there I'm reduced to wearing tiny tops and skirts as it's boiling, in here I'm wearing thick trousers and a fleece as it's freezing, talk about insulation

*has vague memory of it being cold enough to wear a fleece*

*waves*
Isn't canada cold? Are you not in Canada anymore? If you're back in Leeds and haven't told me I shall... I shall... ernmmmmm sing?

No, please, hold off on the singing. The summers are pretty hot - topping 30 degrees, though it's a little cooler this week. What surprised me is that even the Yukon is reaching double figures.

Oh ok, you'd better tell me when you do get back from canada or else I'll save up some Vengaboys songs especially for you

Okay, will do. It won't be until it's cold again, though.

She said the V word.

It's taken me the best part of a year to recover from the trauma! I need a . Or two. I need two s.

Oh no! Not the Vengatransexuals! That's it - I've decided it's time to leave this cruel world! Alas poor Yorrick, he knew me Horatio

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No, BB, don't do it! Drown your sorrows instead.


That should be about enough.

Thanks EV - I owe you one!

I never did find out why they were called "Vengaboys" when they are the most feminine looking boys I've ever seen - even more so than Michael Jackson.

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Michael Jackson doesn't look like any woman I've ever seen.

Nor any man, come to that.

He looks plastic and covered in make-up 'til he looks like an , so if that doesn't describe a woman, what does?

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Still single, BB?

*apologises profusely to Menza*
I'm so sorry I completely forgot!
*hugs*
Sorry ?

Oh and they may look the least like boys you've ever seen on the grounds that half of them are women... which clearly you'd knwo if you'd learnt the dance moves