A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Apr 15, 2001
*grins*
What's so confusing? You asked EV what was funny, I merely pointed out that neither clowns nor cows were funny...
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Mustapha Posted Apr 16, 2001
I think we've all been trying to do that.
Hope you don't mind me dropping in unannounced BTW.
But then I guess that's what surprise parties are all about. 
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Apr 16, 2001
Mustapha? From Austin Powers, right? ::pulls his own ::
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Mustapha Posted Apr 17, 2001
* Austin Powers voice * Hey man! You wanna be careful when you're 'pulling your own'!
I *could* be from Austin Powers, couldn't I?
*slurps *
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Mustapha Posted Apr 17, 2001
Over 25 years of watching British comedy - what do you expect?
Nudge, nudge, 
say no more!
* drains last drop of *
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Mrs V Posted Apr 17, 2001
Carry on dick was on c4 last night, me and the doctor had a fun night in watching that. and saying things like oooh saucy, and promises promises. You can spot the scottish highwayman, he wears a tartan mask!!
Hxx
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Mustapha Posted Apr 17, 2001
Did the highwayman ask you to stick em up?
Ooooh, I bet he did, that cheeky little monkey, going around waving his flintlock in people's faces!
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Apr 17, 2001
Wouldn't a highwayman just get his fool self run over nowadays?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 17, 2001
That policeman really was a silly constable.
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Apr 17, 2001
Ah I see that you are talking about something exclusively Brittish.... Don't worry, I'll catch on as soon as PBS gets their mits on it. 
::
's his ::
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Menza Posted Apr 17, 2001
Considdering most of the Carry On films are over 30 years old they probably already have.
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Mustapha Posted Apr 18, 2001
Considering the number of Carry On actors (Carry Onners?) that have cacked it, they must have enough for a Carry On In The Afterlife. 
or more likely 
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Mrs V Posted Apr 18, 2001
ooh you cheeky devil! I'm just a good little church girl pumping the organ. The bellows leak you know!
Hxx
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Mustapha Posted Apr 18, 2001
In that case I'd better swing my thurible around! That'll take care of that bellows leak.
'Ere, why are you pumping the organ? Where's the organist - it's his organ, why isn't he pumping it?
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Mrs V Posted Apr 18, 2001
Silly, hes too busy playing with it! He needs an assistant! (Whatever happened to the carry on forum!)
Hxx
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Mustapha Posted Apr 18, 2001
The Carry On forum appears to have moved to a better place: Menza's Pub That Dare Not Speak Its Name!
But fear not, my little flockling, for a small portion of Carry On carries on in all of us.
Ooh, cripes! Here comes that randy vicar again! Unbelievable the amount of time he's been defrocked!
Have some sacramental 
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- 241: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Apr 15, 2001)
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- 243: Mustapha (Apr 16, 2001)
- 244: Menza (Apr 16, 2001)
- 245: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Apr 16, 2001)
- 246: Mustapha (Apr 17, 2001)
- 247: Menza (Apr 17, 2001)
- 248: Mustapha (Apr 17, 2001)
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- 252: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Apr 17, 2001)
- 253: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 17, 2001)
- 254: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Apr 17, 2001)
- 255: Menza (Apr 17, 2001)
- 256: Mustapha (Apr 18, 2001)
- 257: Mrs V (Apr 18, 2001)
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