A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle

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Post 281

Menza

So what is it about Catholic school uniforms then, they are the same as any other school uniform? smiley - erm


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Post 282

Mrs V

As but only Catholic Schoolgirls really wear uniforms in america, imagine being deprived of that joy eh? I was 16 yr old jailbait, I know!


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Post 283

Mustapha

It's not so much the uniforms themselves as the moral strictures placed upon them. Lots of "Thou Shalt Not..." and that kind of thing. The uniform symbolises the taboo nature of the young female person inside them.

Unless, of course, you happen to have a thing for tartan (of which many Catholic schoolgirls' uniforms consist), then that's a whole other area... smiley - winkeye


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Post 284

Bluebottle

Wouldn't that whole other area be Scotland? smiley - winkeye

<BB<


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Post 285

The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects

smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh!!!


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Post 286

Babel17

"May the wind blow high and the wind blow low,
But through the streets in ma kilt a'll go,
And all the lassies shout 'Hallo',
Babel, whars yer troosers" smiley - winkeye
*returns to his smiley - ale*


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Post 287

Mrs V

Nice boxer shorts though Babe!!
My schoolgirls wear blue blouses and rather short skirts, at my school it was the rule to have skirts at least two inches below the knee, and the headmistress had a ruler!
Hxx


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Post 288

Mustapha

* bites bottom lip *


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Post 289

Mrs V

Wanders in in full uniform, well it was fuller when she was 16...
how do I look?
Hxx


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Post 290

Mustapha

A vision in tartan. But where's the rest of it? smiley - bigeyes


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Post 291

Menza

No wonder Mr V keeps blushing. smiley - winkeye


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Post 292

Mustapha

He's not the only one... smiley - winkeye


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Post 293

The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects

::jaw hits the floor, drools:: smiley - tongueout ::tries not to puddle::


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Post 294

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

That's *Dr* V, if you don't mi...... oh, hello dearest. smiley - blush


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Post 295

Babel17

Er, what boxer shorts? I don't wear anything under my kilt. smiley - biggrin


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Post 296

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*clears throat and points to B-17's nether regions to indicate that he is in fact wearing the boxer shorts over his kilt*
Nice look Babel, a kind of Scottish Superman effect.


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Post 297

Babel17

Would that be a Shcottish Shuperman. Shurely shome mishtake?
Yesh, Able to leap tall buildingsh in a shingle bound, fashter than a shpeeding bullet..... smiley - tongueout


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Post 298

Mustapha

That heat vision must come in handy during the Scottish winters.

So what's the Scottish kryptonite then?


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Post 299

Mrs V

walkers irnbru flavour crisps
hxx


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Post 300

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*looks worried and backs away*


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