h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'll mix Sesame Street and parties anytime guys! I suggest that you watch it more often. There's one thing said for the kids and often a more adult subtext. And the timing of Jim Henson's mob is impeccable!

Thanks for the offer of the 'old fart's' booklet btw. Could prove to be interesting reading!

*emerges from dark corner with a slight limp from the bruses on her tootsies*
did i hear someone asking for a basket of vodka choccie fishies??? ...
i happen to just have one right here
now as for music.....i say let's all do a little electric sliding.....
monsy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY I've found my way here at last What'll it be then WOW?? What would you like as a pressie?!
shazz

hello there shazz i seem to of noticed that wowbagger has yet to of received his birthday spanking!! care to do the honors????
monsy

Indeed I will It just so happens that I have all the equipment with me
shazz

HEY!! is that a feather i see in there??? could i?, i mean would you mind if i borrowed it?
monsy

Help youself Monsy! I have plenty......not to mention my entire stock of *Garibaldi's Finest Fun & Frolics Items*I better have a look and see exactly what else is in here
shazz

You ladies flatter me with your candor, your perverse natures and your kind gifts. If I must be publicly spanked online, I'm happy to be spanked by such as you two.

Hmmm. Looks like I've mised the sculling and bondage.

Want a yard-glass race Wowbagger?

What? Are you at it AGAIN?????? Monsy really, leave the poor boy alone
Happy birthday Wowbagger and SKÅL ! ( Cheers and drink up in Norwegian)
Åå like in mall (shopping-mall)

OK todays lesson done with, I'd like a small chokkivodkafish, please.

-B-

*Staggers in under the weight of an enormous present, wrapped in glittery paper with a huge flourescent bow and playing music.*
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y !
*Noise of breathing coming from within parcel*

*pulls ribbon and all wrappings fall away to reaveal an enormous cake Canles are alreay lit*
Blow Wowbagger - and make your wish!

*wishing...wishing...*
and blowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
*huff* *pant* *wheeze* cough*
My lungs aren't what they used to be!

I missed all the candles!
*walks over to Loonytunes and grabs yardglass filled with ale*

Ready when you are mate!

Salutes! "For he's a something-something, for he's a jolly something-something and all that"! Aaah, 30! I remember 30, don't you Vestie? Oh, by the way Vestie, I put the spade over there by the cd-player.
Wowbagger, where do you want this golfbag?

*rubling noise from within cake. Top bursts open and a naked arm follwoed by a naked leg appear. Sleazy music plays from cheap stereo*
Happy Birthday Wowbagger! I got you a Sumo in a Cake for your present. Isn't he lovely?
*Sumo licks icing off forearms*

The golfbag is great! The Sumo is excellent!
*sniff* thanks guys!!

Welcome, mate! Go execute some serious agriculture. Now, where's the beer? Hey, Vestie! Mind that spade! We don't want it falling over the audio-unit!

looks as if i might of missed something while i took a short nap behind the potted plant over there but not to fear i think i can figure it all out
as for you wowbagger, i think it is time for that spanking of yours....you said you were turning 30???....my, this could smart a bit towards the end
VODKA CHOCCIE FISHIES FOR ALL!!!!
monsy

OK MOnsy.....15 each*-).....and the *one for luck* can be from the Sumo
shazz

Sumo...in a cake? I'm sure that's not right.