A Conversation for Jester's Condescending English Dictionary
Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Started conversation Dec 29, 2000
Can't remember who said some of these but they're crackers all the same:
Baby - a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility
Sex - an emotion in motion
Masturbation - "Don't knock masturbation, after all, it's making love to someone you deeply admire" Woody Allen
Intaxication - The feeling you get upon receiving a rebate from the Tax man that is subsequently quashed when you realise that it was your money in the first place.
Fanstastic entry, well done!
Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Dec 29, 2000
Oops ... replying to myn own posting ... mad I tell you
Baby should have read ... A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other
Sorry for any confusion
Thanx for those. They're added to the dictionary now.
JOTD: Every day it's the same thing -- variety. I want something different.
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