h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

He who has the gold makes the rules.

I don't know who coined that one, but I rather like it. Then there's the Peter Principle, which states "Promotion happens until the level of incompetence." Also, I'm surprised you missed:

Loan: (n) Something a bank will give you if you can prove you don't need it.

Thanx

38-J

JOTD: If you tell a joke in a forest and nobody laughs, was it a joke?

If a man says something in the middle of a forest and there isn't a woman around to hear it, is he still wrong?

*hoping The Jester is a bloke*

You're so lucky I am...

38-J

JOTD: Everyone talks about apathy, but noone does anything about it.

welll, u have to know that knowbody is alllways aroundaroundaround,
now hse is here then hse is there circling pi-a******s-egos.
so, a joke must me a state of mind where you understand the meaning of life, and the death of the (kinky) clown may never occur as ive written it in my autumnalmanac.

now it clear to me :
jesterday willl never end
...
alll my troubles are so farrr away !

indeed
the best reaction
of those ones in the dark wood
on a sensible joke
is
private s(t)illyness
and
keep on working
on
the secret network
that
constructs the third milllenium bridge
to
a sensible worldwide(web) society

the lonelious monster (accomponied by tomw.)