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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

Can't remember who said some of these but they're crackers all the same:

Baby - a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility

Sex - an emotion in motion

Masturbation - "Don't knock masturbation, after all, it's making love to someone you deeply admire" Woody Allen

Intaxication - The feeling you get upon receiving a rebate from the Tax man that is subsequently quashed when you realise that it was your money in the first place.

Fanstastic entry, well done!smiley - biggrin

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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

Oops ... replying to myn own posting ... mad I tell you

Baby should have read ... A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other

Sorry for any confusion

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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

Thanx for those. They're added to the dictionary now.


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