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The 'Fish Are Evil' Bloke
Vestboy Posted Oct 8, 1999
Could be Mayor Pink then. I think you should go for it.
The 'Fish Are Evil' Bloke
shazzPRME Posted Oct 8, 1999
At least I'd have no problem with the publicity picture if you do L&PP! 
shazz 
The 'Fish Are Evil' Bloke
Baron_Shatturday Posted Oct 10, 1999
Well, I'm all for running cats and the dead for office! Finally, we'd have politicians who couldn't screw things up!
da Baron 
A goldfish in every pocket!
The 'Fish Are Evil' Bloke
shazzPRME Posted Oct 10, 1999
....but a cat in office would play havoc with your *goldfish* currency Baron!
shazz
The 'Fish Are Evil' Bloke
Baron_Shatturday Posted Oct 10, 1999
A cat would be the PERFECT patsy! Good idea, Shazz! That way, when Fenny and I transfer all the funds from the London Treasury to our hole beneath the missle silo in the Mojave, we'll simply be able to point our fingers at the CAT!
da Baron A goldfish in every pocket! (Why are these cats following me?)
All politicians are liars?
The Wisest Fool Posted Oct 10, 1999
Hey Baron,
I like this idea of candidates being upfront with their evil intentions and dishonesty.
I can't help feeling you are intentionally misleading us though and that secretly you are a happily married charity-worker who sings in the local church choir 
All politicians are liars?
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Oct 10, 1999
Keep the candidates away from the collection plate
All politicians are liars?
Vestboy Posted Oct 11, 1999
I think the normal thing is to ask for a silent collection and pass around a zinc bucket.
All politicians are liars?
shazzPRME Posted Oct 11, 1999
A BUCKET!I dread to think what the candidates would put in that!!
shazz
All politicians are liars?
Vestboy Posted Oct 11, 1999
It doesn't matter so long as it doesn't make a noise.
All politicians are liars?
shazzPRME Posted Oct 11, 1999
Everything that I can think of would make a noise!
shazz
All politicians are liars?
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Oct 12, 1999
Dead fish tend to be quietish
All politicians are liars?
Baron_Shatturday Posted Oct 13, 1999
Well, all of your speculations are for naught! I've had it up to HERE with the political racket! Too much effort involved in it! You'll have to find another whipping-boy for yourselves!
Hell, Icky goes off the deep end when he learns I'm an iternerant clown and jester!
Fenny and I have been accused of ALL KINDS of evil! Poor Fenny!
Some cad has posted EVIL THINGS about me, and Fenny, using MY h2g2 account!
You're quite right about the choir-boy part, though.
da Baron Innocent as a lamb!
All politicians are liars?
Himble Posted Oct 14, 1999
The Mayor vote is all for naught. When The Himbland Empire has taken over the world, all power will remain with the Emperor!
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