h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'd like to nominate an old guy who hangs around the entrance to Oxford Circus tube who carries a placard with the words 'Fish are evil' and sells copies of his pamphlet about the perils of protein for 10 Pence each. He's apparently done it for about 20 years.
Why him? Why not?
I lived in London on/off for 4 years total and believe this is exactly the sort of Mayor that Londoners deserve

FISH ARE NOT EVIL!!!! Believe you me, I care about the people of London thought I'm about completely half-way around the world from you guys. And may I tell you that if you vote for someone who is AGAINST FISH, it will be the demise of you and your little island!! Please, I'm here for you, the Londoners! Fish are blessed creatures, and anyone opposing them should be SENT TO AUSTRALIA!!!

Please send me!!!

Err, though. Not thought.

Hmmmmmmm!! Well,he must come up with his own personal resume so that we can judge him properly......so providing that he has posted before the closing date,he is welcome to stand!
shazz

¿Que?

Que yo puse el palabra "thought" y no el que yo queria poner, "though". Y luego yo tuve que decir eso para que ustedes no creen que soy 1) bobo y 2) ignorante de mi propia estupides.

No-one would think you stupid, Fenchurch. Anyone who can make fish like you do must be positively bursting with braincells (fish are good for the brain you know). LOL

Well...okay . I see you've chosen to overlook the many grammatical errors and continue to refute my boboness. I thank you for that.

er.....if someone is nominated in this here forum, i'd love to vote for them......

anyone?

What's a LONDON?

London was the pen name of Jack, a Yankee writer, 1876-1916. His books include, Call of the Wild and The Sea Wolf.

The Sea Wolf should be set loose on that guy in London who doesn't like fish.

OK let me explain myself...the guy believes that EATING fish is evil and that a lot of protein is bad for you. It's just a shame he chose to hold a bloody great placard with the words 'Fish Are Evil' emblazoned upon it

I'm glad that you clarified that ....Or is that what you do with butter?
shazz

That's OK then.

He gets my vote as Mayor. Shazz can be Mayoress

No.NO.NO.NO!!I am totally impartial.I will claim my reward in heaven Voting will start on the 10th October,but will only be accepted throught the polling booth...I have to justify the unbelievable amount of money which I have to pay the tellers.....and I will not reveal their names to anyone!
shazz

You're not talking about the guy who has the placards saying too much protein is evil are you? With a bike?

If you are I have sad news. He died a couple of years back. His nomination, I think , but I haven't looked this up yet, would be rejected. Though I may be mistaken.

I wonder what he died of?

Carbon monoxide poisoning is my guess choked on a potato crisp or a fishbone eaten by a shark bit by a rabid dog hit over the head by a friendly London policeman ....

...or a combination of all of those! Sadly,if he is unable to apply personally then he will have to be rejected!This may be a campaign for virtual Mayor....but we can't be THAT virtual!
shazz

Damn, that's such sad news.
I hear it was Lee Harvey Goldfish on the top floor of the Shelley's Shoe Repository who did him in with microscopic peanut-coated darts.

Oh well, so it's got to be someone else of equal character...I nominate Bjork.