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In here teddy, quick...

he he he...

Shuttup teddy! She'll hear you!

Dammit teddy - have you eaten all the hidey'wiches?

Y'know, just before I logged off I saw that thread title and thought Brilliant idea!

Razzen frazzen.

Well, there is actually a 'proper' thread round here with that title I was hoping for camouflage

Rats

I blame *you*, teddy

I was reading it and was gonna click on the new post but then got distractified.

Don't blame teddy for your hidey shortcomings. All he did was want a 'wich.

Pah - teddies don't even like 'wiches They just pick out the lettuce and drape it over their heads and pretend they're mermaids. Teddies are rubbish

But then they sing Under the Sea to you and dance around in the kitchen while you're having a cignic.

Yeah? You'd think! His nibs over there just preens in a little hand-held mirror and won't fetch the lighter

Well, he is very pretty.

Sssh! Don't encourage him - he's vain enough as it is

Never get him out of that bathroom in the morning, perfuming his fur and combing his feet for hours.

I'm a bit out of sorts.

Jonathan Woss right now.

Dyl's on.

Thassit! Back on track.

Aw

Dyl? Why was there no warning?

N'aww, he was good.

Was so stressed out this afternoon. I ended up snapping at a bunch of people and felt horrible for it.

Sorry. I was gonna tell you earlier but the Heffalump Man only just went off and there was much flashing of telly channels.

Who won Jangley Fever?

And for the record: I saw the FP. (Well, already read a couple of 'em. Still got Winter Harbour to read).

Matt off of Busted. Myleene off of Hearsay was second. And Jason off of Neighbours was third.

Stressed out?

*crack squad of flant masseurs rush in*

Vzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!

*aromas are released - nice ones*

Vzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

*tiny gongs are sounded*

Vzzssszzsszzsszzzssss...

Yay! Mind you, it was a far from smooooooooth process

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Really?

Nah! Can't have been! I was sure it was gonna be Jason (shows how much my intuition is right. )

There's this *thing* and it's one of those things that have been going on for so long that you can't stop thinking about an ...



*peace and harmony is restored*

Sorry, but... Ross

*click*

Anything else

A thing?

(See - look - I'm intrigued now)

You've not shouted '200!' at me.

But you saw Dyl?

A clip of the Craddock was on (between tea making).



It's one of those things that seems so simple and just another everyday thing to do. Then it ends up that something's missing, so you wait months for it to turn up and when it finally does you realise that someone's dropped a 'round and hairy one' () and everyone you try to get in touch with to sort it out isn't in and you end up running in circles. The bigbossman eventually turned up to have little gathering to fix it and decided that it needed to be done this afternoon and I bit a couple of peoples heads off and and and ....