h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thank you for a very informative link.

I am glad to know that someone out there dare speak up for all of us who are harassed and bothered by the establishment for no appearant reason!

Just the other day in my favourite bar, I overheard to young ladies speaking Danish, probably unaware that I could hear them. My wife had even seen one of them on a previous occasion, while visiting a friend. The young lady in question seemingly tries to pass herself off as an Au Pair, using innocent children as a disguise to get close to me and my wife.

I'm am not crazy, but I am being followed by a group of paranoids.

To 'You know who you are, keep this secret':
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Was that a 100% certainty, then?

At LEAST 100%!! Probably much more than that, but proving that would be to reveal my new revolutionary adding method, and I want to get the patent first!

Oh, btw, sepbs egspwqq[d 4@#$w dd aei ?, don't you think so, too??

A man in a wide-brimmed black hat and a black overcoat is wandering round a Welsh village, looking for Lon St Fraid. He finds it, and knocks at no. 8. The door is opened by an elderly Welshman. "Yes?" he says. "Mr Evans?" asks the man. "Yes?" replies the householder. "Swansea bay has frozen over." says the man in the hat and overcoat.


The householder looks puzzled for a minute, then the light dawns. "Ah!" he says "It's not me you want, I'm Evans the Coal - you want Evans the Spy at number 16!