h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Who has been taken the stupid pills again, i know a good doctor who will lock up the person and throw away the key who wrote the piece on bikes have crude frames etc, and by the way helmets are made of glass fibre, by any chance are you related to JADE!!!!!!
Yamaha FZR Genisis 1000cc rider.

And here I was thinking the entry was just hilarious!

I'd like to invite you to join the club

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A724312



BadZen

I've held a motorcycle license for some years. Anyone with two braincells to rub together should realise that my entry wasn't written to supplant that of the Oxford English Dictionary, but was instead meant as a caricature.

Reading down the messages it seems that they're a fair reflection of life on the road. We have the mad, bad-ass riders shouting obscenities at others, using the cubic capacity of their machinery as a boost for their testosterone levels, and then we have everyone else who... doesn't really give a f**k.

Every day I witness some excellent, well-mannered biking. Every day I witness some really stupid stuff. And you know, it's the people behind the stupid stuff who are the first to turn round in the seat and shake their fist. The guy on the receiving end is someone who'd seen them, and given them room, but alas couldn't comprehend just how dumbass their riding was about to get.

Statistics bear out the fact that the average 21 year old with a boner for his throttle grip is going to do himself some damage, and it ain't the fault of any car user.

It is unfortunate that you need to label irony these days (see the club page and the reference to your entry as an example...)

I'd like to extend an invitation to you to join the club also

Right on, Bad Give the man a lollypop!

Hoopshiously drangle me with crinkly garble blotchids - highly amusing piece, shame our Genesis rider can't even spell the name of his beloved bike. Also the bike obviously has a considerably larger capacity than the minute piece of grey matter he keeps inside his helmet! Shame...