h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If god were to give the world an enema, Swindon is where he'd put it. The town (and here i speak as a sometimes resident) resembles nothing more than the set of 'Aliens', but without all the homely warmth and charm. It is not so much a town as a breeding ground for the evil triumvirate of multinationals that inhabit it - a spawning vat for cheap, semi skilled labour where the sports label is king and everyone has at least two mobile phones into which to grunt in the guttural, sub-bristolian argot that passes for speech. The sooner it is bombed into the ground the better in my opinion.

Coglione dear chap, would you care to reveal to the community which poor village/town/city has the misfortune to have you residing within its bounderies at the moment ? I'm sure the locals would be glad to put a name to the face of that nutter who wanders down the street ranting to himself.