h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A black suit with a rainbow stripe for Italy

The gorilla dancing is an interesting addition...

A flowing red dress for Denmark

Another Euro power ballad

Denmark.

No.

I've already forgotten it.

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Portugal.

Er.......

Er.......

Has it started yet?

Er.......

Er.......

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Yeah...

Portugal is another black suit with a song that sounds like it is from an old musical... A skilful song to sing, with a wide range of notes, but not to my taste... I like how he sings while pretending to play the piano!

'Er' - that sums up Portugal

This is more like it.

A man in a horses head up a laddr.

Eurovision rocks!

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Ooo - silver and black with black lipstick... and a horse on top of a ladder

Good blackboard skills

Strange song but more than just a power ballad...

Oh Christ!

The Croatian singer has eaten his band!

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Hell of a vocal range though.

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Yes, that was pure Eurovision!

Croatia's song is interesting, with the singer switching roles between tenor opera and high pitched pop with pink lipstick, a black suit and a smart beard very cute!

A black suit with a silver jacket and flowing hair for Australia

Another classic euro power ballad...

I always wanted a frock coat but was never slim enough or tall enough.

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They all need neebles

Yeah - I was lucky to find a short coat with a frock coat style to it, but it didn't have quite the same impact as a full length version on a tall slim person indeed...

Diaphanous?

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I wore the coat until it fell apart, though

A peach dress with an ancient flavour to it for Greece, plus two scantily clad men... Jaunty synthpop beat with a power ballad and a cute ending

Ooh! Spanish reggae!

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Calypso beat for Spain - Hawaiian shirts and surf dude hair. Good guitar but I'm not sure about the lyrics...

Oops. His voice is breaking.

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