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Baron Grim Posted Aug 6, 2004
............
How many pickles does it take to change a pickle???
It doesn't sound right does it?....
...AH!!!
How many lightbulbs does it take to change a Pickle!!!! 
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Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! Posted Aug 7, 2004
can lightbulbs change pickles?
cheers
ford
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The Luggage (7 + 5 + 4) * 2 + 2 * 5 = 42 Posted Aug 8, 2004
hmmm... Pickles could change lightbulbs if they had a need to because pickles are alive. If they are also sentient, then they should be able to change a lightbult, or at least come up with the idea of changing a lightbulb. But then again a lightbulb lights in your head when you suddenly thing of somethign if you are a cartoon character so tgherefore lightbulbs must be sentient too and would therefore be responsible for the pickle's thinking up of hte idea to change a lightbulb in the first place. Lightbulbs are responsible for their own changing since they cause the thought to occur in somebody's head to change them so therefor ethey can be responsivle for the changing of a pickle...
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Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! Posted Aug 8, 2004
im confused... i need to change my light bulb
cheers
ford
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Baron Grim Posted Aug 12, 2004
Just because I don't want the glowing pickle to get stale, I thought I'd mention here that a company once tried to make an ice cream flavour called "Pickles & Cream"... Yum. 
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The Luggage (7 + 5 + 4) * 2 + 2 * 5 = 42 Posted Aug 12, 2004
somehow I don't think pickle flavored ice cream would be that tastes. I wonder if it would glow
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Baron Grim Posted Aug 12, 2004
It actually had chunks of pickle in it, so... maybe.
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The Luggage (7 + 5 + 4) * 2 + 2 * 5 = 42 Posted Aug 12, 2004
Regular ice cream with chunks of pickled cucumber might not be so bad actually. However, I think it would be gross if they somehow extracted the flavor from the pickle and made the ice cream it self pickle flavored.
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Baron Grim Posted Aug 12, 2004
It was vanilla with pickle juice and chunks... You could just mix in some dill relish to try it at home.
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Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! Posted Aug 12, 2004
mmm! that does sound good, but thenagain, i WAS working my @$$ off without much to eat all day so...
cheers
dead,proud, hater of dot books and aaron ford
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Emee, out from under the rock Posted Aug 13, 2004
Had fried pickles at Goldie's the other day.
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BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows Posted Aug 13, 2004
Do they glow more strongly when they're fried? 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 13, 2004
Long live the glowing pickle, saviour of the universe! 
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Emee, out from under the rock Posted Aug 13, 2004
Don't know that they glow more, but they sure are tasty!
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Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! Posted Aug 14, 2004
mmm PICKLERS/... what did i just put?!
cheers
ford, lover of aaron (not that way!) and hater of dot books, dead tired abused to the limit and PROUD!!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 14, 2004
Pickled red cabbage, protector of the pickle!
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Shagrath (Join the Metal Appreciators' Society @ A2556489) Posted Aug 14, 2004
I happen to find that pickles don't taste very good...
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Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! Posted Aug 15, 2004
!?! *GASP!* I love pickles! especially these ones we get from iran! YUM! im hungry now
cheers
dead abused to the limit and PROUD ford
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BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows Posted Aug 16, 2004
HEY FOLKS ..........I think I've found a most worthy successor to the Glowing Pickle - which is now more than living up to its responsbilities within the parent thread of 'Most Boring and Banal Thread on h2g2'.
To what is this fool referring?, I hear you ask.
Why, PUMPKIN NUTS of course.
For clarification GOTO My Journal at U723247.
p.s. Please can I add 'curcurbita longa, vita brevis' to my 'Battle Honours'?
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- 141: Baron Grim (Aug 6, 2004)
- 142: Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! (Aug 7, 2004)
- 143: The Luggage (7 + 5 + 4) * 2 + 2 * 5 = 42 (Aug 8, 2004)
- 144: Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! (Aug 8, 2004)
- 145: Baron Grim (Aug 9, 2004)
- 146: Baron Grim (Aug 12, 2004)
- 147: The Luggage (7 + 5 + 4) * 2 + 2 * 5 = 42 (Aug 12, 2004)
- 148: Baron Grim (Aug 12, 2004)
- 149: The Luggage (7 + 5 + 4) * 2 + 2 * 5 = 42 (Aug 12, 2004)
- 150: Baron Grim (Aug 12, 2004)
- 151: Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! (Aug 12, 2004)
- 152: Emee, out from under the rock (Aug 13, 2004)
- 153: BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows (Aug 13, 2004)
- 154: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Aug 13, 2004)
- 155: Emee, out from under the rock (Aug 13, 2004)
- 156: Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! (Aug 14, 2004)
- 157: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Aug 14, 2004)
- 158: Shagrath (Join the Metal Appreciators' Society @ A2556489) (Aug 14, 2004)
- 159: Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! (Aug 15, 2004)
- 160: BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows (Aug 16, 2004)
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