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cucurbita longa, vita brevis
U695218 Posted Sep 14, 2004
Invasion status!
Chutney detected on the acidoscope!
Anything can happen in the next half hour!
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Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! Posted Sep 14, 2004
*stares at clock*
cheers
ford
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U695218 Posted Sep 14, 2004
it starts by staring at the clock
(Massed forces of gherkins detected approaching, and undetected stealth beetroot already surveying target area)
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Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! Posted Sep 14, 2004
hows it end? by not looking at the clock?
*kills clock* MUAHAHA!!! ITLL NEVER END NOW!!! HAHA!!
cheers
ford
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U695218 Posted Sep 14, 2004
time killed? Oh dear, is this the start of a lengthy pickle/chutney battle? Are we in fact witnessing the beginning of the hundred years JAR WARS? Aaaaaarrrrgghhh!!!!
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Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! Posted Sep 14, 2004
first shot! *throws jar*MUAHAHA!!
cheers
ford
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U695218 Posted Sep 14, 2004
major vinegar fallout.
Tomato bombs catapulted in retaliation,,, Will Nevada Smith be the first casualty? or not?...
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Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! Posted Sep 14, 2004
IM NOT GOING WITHOUT A FIGHT!!! MUAHAHa!!!
*throws canned pinnapple bombs*
cheers
ford
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U695218 Posted Sep 14, 2004
Meanwhile at 30,000ft a pickled egg e-52 drops massive walnut cluster packs. What will the outcome be?
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Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! Posted Sep 14, 2004
*dramatic music in background*
*pulls out broccolii cannon*
what will the out come be??? 
cheers
ford
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U695218 Posted Sep 14, 2004
Oh NO.....a mushroom cloud!
Quick, decontamination procedure initiated. Essence of dill pickle to be administered to all affected personel.
where are the stealth beetroots?
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Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! Posted Sep 14, 2004
NO! not DILL! GET THE ARTILERARY CARROTS!!!
cheers ford
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U695218 Posted Sep 14, 2004
We could always deploy the cruise cucumbers.
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Ford_Prefect "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"Apocalypse 2006 REPRESENT! Posted Sep 14, 2004
OH NO! FIRE THE GORGONZOLA ROCKETS!!!
cheers
ford
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U695218 Posted Sep 14, 2004
The post JAR WARS scenario is upon us: broken glass and glowing (radio-active) pickle remnants litter the landscape. What is the future of picklekind? Have they all gone? Or is there hope? Are there any onions, capers, beetroot, walnuts, eggs, gherkins, cabbages left unscathed out there. If you have any information to help the desperate human survivors, please let us know.
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Baron Grim Posted Sep 14, 2004
Unbeknownst to the chutney forces a group of highly trained okra and asparagus spears have made a flanking action and are ready at any moment to unleash a briny death upon their enemies. 
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U695218 Posted Sep 14, 2004
But Count, superior forces they may have, but do they have a plan for AFTER the fighting. It's no good screaming for RECIPE CHANGE unless there's a plan for what to do after! Consult with General Branston and see what he says.
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WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted Oct 7, 2004
Gherkin and his significant other Piccalilli surveyed the scene of devastaion. A mushroom cloud of ..err musrooms... lurked above the carnage. How had they survived the war. It seemed as if they were the only picklekind left in the entire veggiverse. Maybe that time long ago when he'd been tortured by the mad scientist had some how made him immune to the high levels of vinegaractivity. He held Piccalilli close. What next he wondered.....
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 7, 2004
Praise be the pickle!
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WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted Oct 7, 2004
The gods looked down from on high. Damn; they thought the Jar Wars had done for the thread but there was a definite twitch. That cucurbita has one longa vita....
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