h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

>>On a more serious note, this Researcher has been onsite for over a month and has not been ACEd yet.

I see everyone's favourite Volunteer group are still keeping up their high standards<<

If you had looked more closely, you could have noted that this researcher got a 'hallo' message from a friend directly after signing in, which made him/her disappear from our newbies lists before we had a chance to see the account. Feisor is doing a terrific job at looking for those researchers with messages from non-aces, too, but with 40-60 new researchers/day, and this special list taking ages to load, this isn't all that easy. So next time you're having a problem, you can either post in the <./>ACE</.> forum, or leave me a message, and we'll sort it.

I wouldn't take that comment too seriously Bel, after all, it was only Master B (as was) you know, he once called me 'dear'

Emmily

Yes, *I* know who said it, but can you grant that all of the others know ?
And I wouldn't invite everybody to come to my PS for a *fight*

It's OK. I have no issues with winding up ACEs. It's not as if they're a proper volunteer group, after all.

B

Whereas 'Official Post Reporter' is one - what exactly *do* you have to do to get one of those?

I wrote the sports column and the recipe column for a while.

Plus I'm still the annual Eurovision correspondent.

B

Hmmm, I guess they have to write about cheese. Mu Beta is the phantom cheese master, with his weekly soap:
'Little Stilton' or 'I'm sorry, I've nothing to chew'

>>Mu Beta is the phantom cheese master<<

Hmmm so that would put him in the league of then

Emmily

Five articles in the post, innit? Or do you need a steady job?

This is to everyone in this convo.
1. I LIKE CHEESE
2. I LIKE CHEESE
3. I LIKE CHEESE
4. Also like i said in the article thingy i named every cheese ever and you cannot expand on this as it is every cheese ever EVER I TELLS YE!!
5. I LIKE CHEESE

Evidently, you've eaten plenty of your own.

B

I think it's quite funny myself, though I'm not sure why. I love it when the odd loon pops in for a quick bark.

i think the word is 'endearing', i mean i like cheese, but i wouldn't feel confdent enough to write a whole article on it - twice.

on a more serious note i see that Moofish has not heeded the very big hints on his space.

Moo, you must be more open to criticism in PR. Otherwise the researchers will ignore your submission. Nothing is perfect. Everything can be improved.

... with the possible exception of stilton.

stilton has been improved, that's the point in blue cheese

*points* Cheese Heretic!!!

whasat?

It's the crime of not believing stilton to be perfect.

The punishment is being stoned with mini-edams until... you've had enough. Or we run out of mini-edams.

oh i see; you said that stilton could not be improved, i said that stilton had already been improved i.e. left to mature - that's how you make blue cheese.

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