h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Did someone mention Pirate Treasure? What happened to the hostile bear?
And what's that strange noise in the darkness back there?

Sorry, it's all this fizzy beer that I've drinking.

That explains why we are the only ones here then! At least I can hide in the water.

But sometims when hiding you can be spotted

Er, I'm not spotted, I'm blue.
So...... what it the spotted thing in the water?
EEK!!!

HELP!

I need somebody...

*stands at the waters edge confused. should he leap in to aid coely or help the tour guide...?*

*leaps in and grabs spotted thing, decides that it smells delicious, smacks it against the cave wall a couple times and.....*

Phew!
Thank you very much! What is it, and are there any more around?
*notices Phil singing to himself in the corner*
That'll frighten the bears away. What with Dr John's habits as well I think we will be quite safe here until the others arrive.

What do you mean? My habits???
It wasn't my fault that I was forced to drink fizzy chemical beer.
I am completely offensive ....sorry, that should read offended.

*Dives under the water for a while to hide from the offended and not at all offensive Dr J.*
*whispers*
So sorry!

No harm done.
We're wasting time standing here and killing blue-spotted thingies, onwards and deeper into the cave. I think I can feel a faint breath of scented air wafting in from the depths.
Could there possibly be an undiscovered valley waiting for us?
*Sets off into the stygian gloom of the cave.*

*finishes eating blue spotted thingy*

BUUURRRRRRRP! scuse me....

Oooh, Stygian waters ahead. Not sure I like the look of that.

LOL. Sorry I took so long to get here. It's hard to walk while ROFLOL. Bear, how did that spotted thing taste? I have a bottle of love to wash it down.

*CLUNK*
What was that?
*realises it was the hormonal balance lifting a little on one side*
Ali, Dr J thinks that the river is gloomy and black and might have a ferry on it that leads to Hades. However, he can smell something sweet, and there might be a valley ahead. Shall we follow him?

Yes, I would follow Dr. J even if we did wind up in Hades. Let's follow him, Coely.

wait for me.....

It's not easy carrying this portable fridge you know

*Picks up corner of portable fridge and helps to lug it along.*

Hiya, Linus!