h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I hope nobody stold (or is that stole?) my seat why I was gone. Adnd what's that smell??

*Arrives all hot & bothered*

Thank heavens you haven't left yet! Is there any room for one more and can I sit up top, please as I tend to get travel sick in busses or coaches.....

*Pauses to sniff the air* Cor! Wotsat pong?????? *Screws up her nose...*

I think i'll join you upstairs

Dont forget to take some alcohol with you.......

Time to open the windows. I'm going upstairs to get out from this smelly situation.

I'm upstairs right at the front so I can see where we are going from the specially installed tank.
goeden avond Shazz!
(who has been to Belgium more then Holland but loves both places)

Dag, Shazz, hoe gaat het?
*Dr J lived in the Netherlands for about 6 months*
Een pilsje en een brownie, a.u.b. *Shows off his lack of knowledge to all and sundry*

*comes down stairs to get more alcohol, doesn't understand a word and goes back upstairs with his arms full, still trying vainly to not think what Mari-rae might have on under her yellow slicker..........*

*Dr J thinks a cold shower might be of more use to Linus than a cold beer*

Oh, I don't know about that. A little beer never hurt... well, nearly never hurt anyone

I need a beer after all the problems i've had connecting today !!!

*continues up the stairs to cool off*

hehe... well, I haven't been able to get into http://mail.yahoo.com all day! But THAT is an entirely other story

Are we ready to leave yet? I want to see the Falls again!
*hears sound of bus starting off, and wants to ring the bell*
What can you see?

Not a great deal, Coely. It's dark and I've still got my shades on!

*alicat pounces on the bus* Oh my God, I didn't think I was going to make it. *smiles a beaming smile which lights up the Falls.* I wish Monkey Boy was here.

We can go anywhere we want from now on.

*Politely excuses herself and changes her seat from next to Cloughie and goes upstairs to sit near Coelacanth's tank.*

I can hear the falls falling!! Look at all the gardens; lovely!!

*Dr J realises that he can see a lot better with his shades off*
Hey, doesn't the floodlighting make them seem other-worldly. Far out!
*Realises that yet again he's given away his origins as a geriatric hippie*

Groovy, Man. @*

Outta sight!

Wow, I mean heavy, man!