h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Cheers!
*** Drinks SPB ***
Hmmm.... That tastes kinda good!
Hey Zeb, go kinda steady with that Raspberry Elephantine.
You gonna try the SPB. I wanna know what the two are like drunk the other way around.....

Hang on a minute... I'm just starting to feel the effects....
Okay I'll try that Raspberry Elephantine now %-)...
Anyone fancy a little sing song?

Sorry.........was I staring?

That SPB looks tasty....

*knocking back another SPB* What happens, you see... is.... the indregients... inregidents... *ingredients* in the SPB react with each other... to form..... er..... something. *falls down*

Ouch... that's good stuff, even if I say so myself.

oops .. Someone wake E Vibenstein up he's got to tell me what the tto are like togevver er...
sokay I'm feelin alright again.
could some one mix me another drink. Er.. Random choice is okay. As long as the drinks not from any of those bottles in the corner, theres things floating in them...

The SPB also seems to have given me the knack of posting at exactly the same time as someone else. Think I'll have another.....

I think I ought to pop out and get some Vodka...
Perhaps a few more pringles, maybe some more beer as well.
Anyone want anything? (Thats if they'll serve me in this state...)

*hic* A left handed screwdriver, *hic* some tartan paint......... *hic* and a bowler hat with sleeves. *falls over again*

Right okay then,
Thats some vodka, some beer pringles, possibly some twiglets as I seem to remember some one requesting that....
And a bucket of water for E Vibenstein ***Grins****

*splash* Ah, that's better. Oh, hello. Where am I?

dont know but can a girl who just passed her driving test with flying colors get a little vodka or rasberry elephantine or whatever around here??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heh heh heh ... *looks around a bit for monshari* ...no matter that im a minor....
-saffire

*hic* Congritu... congrutal... cangrotil... well done! *hic* Go easy on the Raspberry Elephantine, one glass of that and you won't be able to drive for a month...

Hey did I pass out or did I just come back from-yes yet another power cut.UPs only lasts so long so we had to bring down the server.
Still up and running again now.
Well done saffire.I hope you are not goingto drive after having one of those purple screaming bastards!
I think I must have passed out can't rembmer much about earlier all I know is that it was dark and quiet.
Can I have a refill please?

*hic* Hello again... have a Raspberry Elephantine. The effect is much the same as a power cut, i.e. sudden unexpected darkness with no idea how long it will last. *hands Drool Frood a Raspberry Elephantine*

Hey! I'm Back!
Couple Bottles Vodka, more Beer. They had a special on tequila, buy 2 bottles get third free. Couldn't resist. They'd run out of barbeque pringles I'm afraid so I got a tube of Salt 'n' Vinegar and a Sour Cream and Chives...
Got the twiglets too if anyone wants them.
Oops...That was lucky almost stepped on ginger again... Sorry!

Where's my tartan paint?

I couldn't get any Tartan paint, nor a Left handed screwdriver....
They were giggling at me for some strange reason...
Asked if I wanted a Skirting board ladder as well...
I'm having a Ram Raider any one else want to try one while I'm at it?

Sorry, was I staring again?

I wouldn't let anyone else touch that Raspberry Elephant thingy - I keep drifting off for hours.

Any more SPB's going handy?

Can't taste much elephant in this .....no taste distinctly tigerish
with a hint of llama.
How about going for a 'long weight?'
Anyway what happened to the music its gone really quiet?

Oh yeah, the music ran out about four hours ago, but everyone was too drunk to change it. Oh, Bushman, there was a phone call for you... Mr C Lion from the zoo. Can you call back?