h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If you come to the UK, make sure you contact all the H2G2ers here first so you can get cheap accomodation and free meals! That's the theory anyway.

Thanks! Err, I'll take that as an invitation then?

Who's coming (or came! - this was written ages ago) to the UK?

Aaargh! Jimi X and Jeni X????!!! Now this is REALLY confusing.

And we're not even related!

If you need somewhere to stay, or some idears of good places to visit, just ask.

i have changed my name just for you

Pah! I liked having Jeni X hanging around.

i could change it again, i might need persuading though

Are we talking about bribery?

lol, it's possible

Name your price.

Hmm, well it depends, what ya got?

Chocolate?

hmmmmmm, what else ya got?

What else do I need?

Hmm, well i'm not persuaded *that* easily

It's no wonder we blokes can never satisfy you women. We offer you chocolate and you turn it down........ what else is there??

What ya got?

Flowers, A Ferrari, Personal Private Jet, A multi million pound Flight Simulator?